Cactuar Joe"Four, seven, three, eight!"
Who do we appre-ci-ate! #Monsterdon
Waaaaah, my choppers! #Monsterdon
"How do we stop it?"
Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon
"Electronic particles!"
They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon
Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon
Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"
Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.
Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon
I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon
Heheh, Sergeant Archie. But Verooooonicaaaaaa~!
Oh come on, kill the children Yonggari. That's how you know a kaiju is for real. #Monsterdon
Yonggari, literally the only kaiju to ever understand the concept of evasion. #Monsterdon
Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon
Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?
And now, Skydivers 2: Electric Boogaloo! #Monsterdon
Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon
Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon
Oh no, they're gonna bomb Generic American City A! D: D: D: #Monsterdon
Honestly, the dialogue is giving me contact embarrassment here. #Monsterdon
This is alpha one, reminding you that you still can't aim for shit. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Smitty, get us up. #Monsterdon
Well, maybe we can get twenty minutes or so of a kaiju fight. #Monsterdon
Wait, the SECOND monster gets miniature work? I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
Centaur crab! Nice. #Monsterdon
And in the last ten minutes we revert to Gamera Standard Dialogue.
And now, tentacle head! #Monsterdon
Beta 1, drop the bomb and end this film. #Monsterdon
WE did it? WE?
Funny generals -_-; #Monsterdon
Well, thank god Citibank survived 9_9 #Monsterdon
Woof. That one hurt.
Okay folks, one last thing to do. Was REPTILIAN (1999) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?
Yes, god that was painful.
It wasn't that bad.
Poll ended at .
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe did I miss a stinker?
Paco Hope@xerozohar I think you did. This scene makes about as much sense as any.
Paco Hope (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 video And that moment at 37:00 that was the busiest? This is choice entertainment. This is peak #monsterdon performance. I burned in the subtitles because I think they really sell it. Here is the captivating dialog. **Holly**: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING ! **Doctor Dumbass**: NO ! IT ISN'T REAL ! **Professor Old Guy**: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED ! **Yonggary**: [ Roaring ] **Holly**: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT ? **Doctor Dumbass**: NO, HOLLY ! I CAN TALK TO HIM !
