JD Vance visited The Vatican. Then the pope died.

JD Vance visited Hungary. Orban's government died.

First thing tomorrow, send JD to Moscow!

@randahl Not before he endorses the weeds in my garden!
@randahl Or get him to sneak into the White House while Trump is looking the other way. ;)
@randahl you forgot the β€žpeace negotiationβ€œ

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He endorsed Trump & became the VP pick. Only irony died.

@darth_hideout @randahl that would be a hillbilly elegy, right?
@randahl not til he goes to Mar a Lago!
@randahl I mentioned the 'kiss of death' coming from both Vance & Trump earlier. It's like watching a really bad YouTube 'influencer' channel now.
@randahl nah, send him to Rome first. We need the fascists out of here.

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Nah lets start with a visit to the White House then Congress
@randahl In Italy, we have Salvini and his famous β€˜kiss of death’

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After Vance visited the pope who then died, and subsequently visited the new US pope, someone remarked that he was going for another 'bite of the cherry.' [or two bites of the apple] πŸ˜€

@randahl Send Liz Truss with him, just to make sure. She became Prime Minister of the UK, and two days later the Queen died.
@randahl He might need to team up with Liz Truss. Final boss battle!
@randahl Can we send him to the White House right after that?

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First place to go is Mar-a-Lago ... again and again and again.

@randahl New anti-AfD idea: convince Vance to visit Germany and campaign for the AfD.
@FishNamedDog Lots of jokes in this thread, but he could seriously bring down AfD a peg or two. Very good idea ! @randahl
@randahl time for a performance review with miller and trumpelthinskin, perhaps ?
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Maybe visit Mar-a-Lago before he goes to Moscow?

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Was going to say that indeed!

It is what hillbilly diplomacy does it seems.

@randahl send him back to the White House, first
@randahl We need this dude to come here before our General Election! He needs to report in to his boss Peter Thiel anyway.
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Don't forget to have him visit the White House along the way...
@randahl i don't think vance has anything to do with pope francis dying, fortunately 
@randahl OH yeah!!! This makes me SO bloody HAPPY!!!
@randahl Trump must be some kind of lich, then. I guess they haven't found all of his soul-jars.
@randahl JD visits the White House frequently. So Trump & all his staff must be zombies. Well, actually, that explains a lot.
@randahl or he can just stay in Washington
@randahl I mean are you surprised? If that schmuck came to my country and told me who to vote for I know I wouldn't vote for that person.
@randahl They sent Vance to the middle east and the peace talks died.
@randahl Nahh, JD will fall out of a window.
@randahl #Felon47 must be a hand puppet of the Devil.

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But first he needs to visit Trump and hug everyone at Mar-A-Lago.

@randahl We're observing the wellbeing of the Iranian negotiators too.
@randahl I'd rather he visited Mar-a-Lago.
@randahl the iranian delegation seems to have survived the curse, though.

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putin is pretty cagey. but i guess it would be putin down or vance out a high window, so i'd call either a win.

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He has unfinished work at the White House.
@randahl you'll be fine if you let him fuck your couch
@randahl he went to Islamabad, and that tells you all ...