Kevin Rothrockthe best TACO Tuesday yet
Evan Prodromou
jz.tusk"Mad Dog Didn't Bite This Time, Still Frothing At The Mouth"
salguod, man 🍂🍁 lazysupper@kevinrothrock A *double sided* ceasefire???
There are other kinds? 😂
SpaceLifeFormHe always tries to pretend he is the master of the deal.
iam-py-test 
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A Truth Social post by Donald Trump, dated 7 April 2026 at 6:32 PM Eastern Time.
The post reads:
Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
A Truth Social post by Donald Trump, dated 7 April 2026 at 6:32 PM Eastern Time.
The post reads:
Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
fan boy 🪭@kevinrothrock
CW trash like this.
CW trash like this.
cognitively accessible math@kevinrothrock no it's not.
It is not good.
It is not good.
Wizarro@kevinrothrock Behold, a wild narcissist appears. It uses Threat. It’s super ineffective!
Robert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬@kevinrothrock "we totally lost morally, politically and economically, BUT... we achieved all the military objectives!"
(terms & conditions apply: COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE and SAFE does not imply free of charge, ...)
gluttoThe problem is worse than before he started. Masterfully done. Art of the what?
Soldier of FORTRAN 
Krupo@mainframed767 @kevinrothrock well that's in my head now
Rowan the Selfsame@kevinrothrock who wrote this for him? I doubt his ideolect contains about a dozen of those words.
Earsmeardius@kevinrothrock (Slams dick in car door)
👊🇺🇸🔥@kevinrothrock It's very obvious other people have access to his Twitter and Truth Social accounts because this demonstrably stupid motherfucker did not write "wherein they requested" or "we believe it is a workable basis on which" 🙄. There are also not enough random capitalizations, poor/no/too much punctuation, and there are way too many multisyllabic words.