May Likes TorontoI love pizza so much.
Scrivolical@mayintoronto Have you ever done a “pineapple on pizza” poll?
@scrivolical Pineapple on pizza
Pineapple!
I need to be in the mood for it.
I can't believe you're asking this question.
You heathen!
I hate pizza.
Poll ended at .
controlc@mayintoronto Directly proportional to how much I've had to drink.
🇨🇦 Little-k@mayintoronto
Only if it also has hot peppers and ham. That's good eats!
Only if it also has hot peppers and ham. That's good eats!
Michael Gemar@mayintoronto @scrivolical It’s great if there’s something salty to balance it (like sun-dried tomatoes and/or green olives).
@michaelgemar I'm hearing anchovies. @scrivolical
@mayintoronto @scrivolical Never much liked them even before I was vegetarian.
@michaelgemar @scrivolical ah, that's fair. I rather like pineapple and feta.
Leto Fregar@mayintoronto @michaelgemar @scrivolical now this sounds like a combination I want to try. Not necessarily on pizza, though...
Rob Ricci@mayintoronto @scrivolical the best fruit to put on pizza is pear. With a white sauce, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, and a balsamic glaze
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PalmAndNeedle
economística@ricci @mayintoronto @scrivolical the way pear goes with gorgonzola is the strongest argument I see for intelligent design
@ricci @mayintoronto I think it has been over a decade since I’ve had a pear gorgonzola pizza. Those are awesome.
That’s a moray
Krista, Darth Møøse Shark
Louise Auerhahn 🏳️🌈@mayintoronto @scrivolical Yes if it's with fresh jalapenos! And preferably a white pizza, or something like a garlic cream sauce, not tomato.
Cat@mayintoronto @scrivolical about once every two years or so I order a pineapple and pepperoni pizza.
Edwin G. 
@mayintoronto @scrivolical I plead the Charter of Rights and Freedoms! 😆
Birch-o-matic
Ms. Que Banh@MrBirch @mayintoronto @scrivolical I'm the kinda woman who will add extra pineapple to a pizza 🍍🍍🍕🍕🍍🍍
@MrBirch @mayintoronto @scrivolical if I'm feeling extra tropical & spicy, I'll add mango & Thai peppers atop too!
@mayintoronto @MrBirch @scrivolical Load em up! I think many Westerners would be so blown away by how some of us Asians took pizza & just totally ran with it, cuisine experiment style!
Kevin Neely 
@mayintoronto try the "chaotic Good" at Paladin Pizza in #Portland. It is pineapple pizza done the right way: not sweet-canned, includes pepperoni and pickled jalapeños. This is the only way to do it because the balance is astounding.
Frank Heijkamp@mayintoronto
In actual Italy people get excommunicated from the family for putting pineapple on pizza.
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In actual Italy people get excommunicated from the family for putting pineapple on pizza.
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@alterelefant @mayintoronto In actual Canada you get excommunicated if you don't have pineapple. I'm terrified for Italian Canadians.
@Bumblefish
A safe middle ground would be to put pineapple on only one half of the pizza.
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A safe middle ground would be to put pineapple on only one half of the pizza.
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Ted Lemon@alterelefant @Bumblefish @mayintoronto You'd think. Anyway if they would really do that, they aren't family, so it's good you find out.
Gurre Vildskägg
Joseph A di Paolantonio@Gurre that looks like an interesting variation of pizza rustica, and potato on pizza is a thing, but the salad in there is even more confusing than pineapple 🧐 @mayintoronto @scrivolical
@jadp @mayintoronto @scrivolical
The sallad (and fries) go in after the pizza comes out of the oven, into the hole made by folding those bits outwards (before going in the oven).
Matt WelkeI can't believe you're asking. It's obviously delicious.
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@mayintoronto @scrivolical fresh pineapple is very nice on pizza. But I’m not totally averse to canned pineapple with toppings that marry well with hot honey
@scrivolical @mayintoronto Who are the 2.81 people who hate pizza? You monsters!
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Edwwwin@mayintoronto Every time someone orders a pizza with pineapple, an Napolitan dies.
kit@mayintoronto @scrivolical Pineapple is fine. Just not with the anchovies.
Rob van Kan🔻@mayintoronto @scrivolical Irritating nonsense which created a whole new bullshit prejudice against Italians. Please.
A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCI feel like this poll is heavily geared towards the delusional. 😆
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@mayintoronto @scrivolical depends what *else* is on the pizza. you need something strong to balance it, then it's fine. something fatty or oily, really.
DB Schwein@fishidwardrobe @mayintoronto @scrivolical
Conveniently that's most pizza toppings 😝
Ellie@mayintoronto @scrivolical excessively sugary and covered in tiny barbs to rip holes in a tongue? Pass.
@ellie The masochism is the point. @scrivolical
Full Metal Archaeopteryx
bricks@mayintoronto I had one for lunch just minutes ago…
@mayintoronto BTW fresh, slightly caramelized pineapple plus Parma ham will IMHO give you the best results.
Luca da FirenzeEmpires have fallen
for less than
Pineapple on pizza.
Scooter 
Robin Forlonge Patterson@mayintoronto @scrivolical #Pizza with #pineapple in New Zealand is called "#Hawaiian Pizza" and is a standard offering, even on advertising flyers.
Tom 🇨🇦@RFPatterson @mayintoronto @scrivolical
Yup: here too