Hannah Steenbock
๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ถ "not yet begun to fight"Nothing to see here just your average, routine sixth annual dementia screening this year
I swear if Trump dies on Easter I will believe in a just and hilarious God.
Well shit now I'm just getting drunk for the regular reasons.
Climate Jenny 2.1@Lana I donโt want to feed a false rumor, but the road closure would only be for long enough to let the motorcade through, and the chopper would not need to stand by at this location if heโs already been transported.
The real question is, whereโs Vance and how is he behaving?
@ClimateJenny my guess is he either:
1. Had another stroke
2. He's getting another whatever the fuck procedure that turns his hand black
3. His neck is finally fully dialated 10cm and it's time to deliver that neck baby
1. Had another stroke
2. He's getting another whatever the fuck procedure that turns his hand black
3. His neck is finally fully dialated 10cm and it's time to deliver that neck baby
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@Lana @ClimateJenny Why'd you have to bring up his neck vag? Now I need a ๐ท!
Rev. Dr. Mazigazi
Neil
Adam Jacobs ๐บ๐ฆ@Lana As a rule, I think it's distasteful to celebrate anyone's death.
But you know what the thing about rules is? Every rule has an exception.
I for one will be opening the bubbly once his time comes to shuffle off this mortal coil.
Hedgewizard ๐
jonathankorenโข
Wynke
Twobiscuits๐ดโโ๏ธ 
@Lana The Pope would have to keep a straight face ๐
Cat West@twobiscuits @Lana No he wouldnโt!
Tony Hoyle@Lana As long as he doesnโt reappear 3 days later.
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Lana the death of caesar mar 15 led to civil war :(
M.S. Bellows, Jr.@Kierkegaanks @Lana Yeah, like Vance and Johnson are going to fight it out to the death as Rubio just watches hoping they both manage to croak themselves because he's next in line for the presidency.
(Edit: actually, Grassley follows Johnson, but the joke is funnier this way.)
mivox is exhausted 
@msbellows @Kierkegaanks @Lana And as long as theyโre distracted by infighting, their efforts to destroy the rest of the world should be significantly slowed down, soโฆ yes please? 
@mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana I really want just Vance to croak, because Mike Johnson would be weakest Republican president in history.
We need to revive those claymation celebrity matches.
Curioso ๐ ๐บ๐ฆ (jgg)@msbellows @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana
Looking at the designated replacements, I shudder thinking what could happen if he dies.
Just imagine Hegseth as president for 2 years and a half. Or Vance or Rubio.
Enough to wish to leave not only the planet, but the entire galaxy.
@jgg @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana It goes Vance, Johnson, then Chuck Grassley, and only then Rubio. Hegseth is #6.
@msbellows @jgg @Kierkegaanks @Lana Christ. Grassley. Weโd be going straight from one hopeful deathwatch to another.
Joshua A.C. Newman@Lana
Next year, may all be free.
Next year, may all be free.
smells of bikes@Lana shoulda been 1 april.
Preferably 1 april 2018, but oh well.
Preferably 1 april 2018, but oh well.
Joe Brockmeier@smellsofbikes @Lana preferably sometime in 1945. Wouldโve been better all around if heโd never been born at all.
FoxyLad 
@foxylad best way to prove he's the antichrist
Magnus Idode
Weird Socks@Lana
Many of us saw/heard the video clip of people in Teheran cheering when word spread that Khamanei was dead.
Yeah. Been thinking about that a bit.
โ Fish Id Wardrobe@Lana unless he rises on the third dayโฆ
Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson
El Louis
myrmepropagandistStress can make you feel sick and this whole thing with the jet being shot down right after he said that Iran couldn't possibly do that to the whole nation? It makes the president and the Military look clueless, incompetent, and reckless.
And not just with people who already don't like him, but even with those who do.
I think they are hoping they can find they guy or get him back and use that to shift the tone.
Stumpy The Mutt@Lana Probably indigestion or some ghastly gastric distress from gobbling McDonalds triple bacon cheeseburgers.
Finitum@StumpyTheMutt @Lana if and when he does go, I hope its terribly painful & embarassing to the point that anyone ever recounting the course of events will have a hard time keeping a straight face telling the tale.
why not wy@Lana ๐ please please please please
I have fireworks ready and everything
@Lana is there a god who answers prayers?
Guillotine Jones, Flรขneur@Lana
C'mon, Lana, it's just executive time.
Never explain with a conspiracy what can be explained with incompetence.
C'mon, Lana, it's just executive time.
Never explain with a conspiracy what can be explained with incompetence.
Mason Loring Bliss@Lana If he dies he gets to miss out on prison time. I want him to live a long life so he has time to reflect on what he's done while behind bars.
Pete Alex Harris๐ฆก๐ธ๏ธ๐ฒ/โ๐ชโซ@Lana
Looking forward to the news that the US president doesn't have dementia any more. Less looking forward to the news that the US president fucked a couch.
Looking forward to the news that the US president doesn't have dementia any more. Less looking forward to the news that the US president fucked a couch.
Baron Vonskinnback@Lana is there an upcoming deadline he promised he would do something on?
Scooter8647 ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฟ@Lana Hoping for the best possible outcome. For us, not for him.
I Voted for McGovern@Lana
Who's in charge of his DNR?
Who's in charge of his DNR?
@goatrodeo oh uhhhh. That would be me. Yeah. Totally me. Don't uhhh don't check my credentials though. It totally is. No need to check ha ha.
Barbara Monaco@Lana Krassenstein is not exactly an unimpeachable source. Sources on the ground at Walter Reed say there is no evidence of enhanced security.
That said, a girl can dream, can't she? ๐๐ค
That said, a girl can dream, can't she? ๐๐ค
@Lana
Another day, another transient ischaemic attack
Another day, another transient ischaemic attack
@Lana
Prediction: After some prompting from his aides, Trump will be able to distinguish between drawings of 3 different animals.
By also muttering, "person, woman, man, camera, TV," he will "ace" another dementia test which he can then brag about endlessly.
Prediction: After some prompting from his aides, Trump will be able to distinguish between drawings of 3 different animals.
By also muttering, "person, woman, man, camera, TV," he will "ace" another dementia test which he can then brag about endlessly.
EljorgeabidesHe keeps scheduling them because he can't remember if he had one