Nothing to see here just your average, routine sixth annual dementia screening this year
Folks is it happening??
I swear if Trump dies on Easter I will believe in a just and hilarious God.
Well shit now I'm just getting drunk for the regular reasons.

@Lana I don’t want to feed a false rumor, but the road closure would only be for long enough to let the motorcade through, and the chopper would not need to stand by at this location if he’s already been transported.

The real question is, where’s Vance and how is he behaving?

@ClimateJenny my guess is he either:
1. Had another stroke
2. He's getting another whatever the fuck procedure that turns his hand black
3. His neck is finally fully dialated 10cm and it's time to deliver that neck baby
@Lana @ClimateJenny Why'd you have to bring up his neck vag? Now I need a 🍷!
@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @Lana @ClimateJenny but then you brought it up AGAIN!!! 🍷 🍷!
@Lana maybe they dumped on the ground in front of the ER and sped off