๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ถ "not yet begun to fight"Nothing to see here just your average, routine sixth annual dementia screening this year
I swear if Trump dies on Easter I will believe in a just and hilarious God.
Well shit now I'm just getting drunk for the regular reasons.
Climate Jenny 2.1@Lana I donโt want to feed a false rumor, but the road closure would only be for long enough to let the motorcade through, and the chopper would not need to stand by at this location if heโs already been transported.
The real question is, whereโs Vance and how is he behaving?
@ClimateJenny my guess is he either:
1. Had another stroke
2. He's getting another whatever the fuck procedure that turns his hand black
3. His neck is finally fully dialated 10cm and it's time to deliver that neck baby
1. Had another stroke
2. He's getting another whatever the fuck procedure that turns his hand black
3. His neck is finally fully dialated 10cm and it's time to deliver that neck baby
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@Lana @ClimateJenny Why'd you have to bring up his neck vag? Now I need a ๐ท!
Rev. Dr. Mazigazi
Neil
Adam Jacobs ๐บ๐ฆ@Lana As a rule, I think it's distasteful to celebrate anyone's death.
But you know what the thing about rules is? Every rule has an exception.
I for one will be opening the bubbly once his time comes to shuffle off this mortal coil.
Hedgewizard ๐
jonathankorenโข
Wynke
Twobiscuits๐ดโโ๏ธ 
@Lana The Pope would have to keep a straight face ๐
Cat West@twobiscuits @Lana No he wouldnโt!
Tony Hoyle@Lana As long as he doesnโt reappear 3 days later.
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Lana the death of caesar mar 15 led to civil war :(
M.S. Bellows, Jr.@Kierkegaanks @Lana Yeah, like Vance and Johnson are going to fight it out to the death as Rubio just watches hoping they both manage to croak themselves because he's next in line for the presidency.
(Edit: actually, Grassley follows Johnson, but the joke is funnier this way.)
mivox is exhausted 
@msbellows @Kierkegaanks @Lana And as long as theyโre distracted by infighting, their efforts to destroy the rest of the world should be significantly slowed down, soโฆ yes please? 
@mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana I really want just Vance to croak, because Mike Johnson would be weakest Republican president in history.
We need to revive those claymation celebrity matches.
Curioso ๐ ๐บ๐ฆ (jgg)@msbellows @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana
Looking at the designated replacements, I shudder thinking what could happen if he dies.
Just imagine Hegseth as president for 2 years and a half. Or Vance or Rubio.
Enough to wish to leave not only the planet, but the entire galaxy.
@jgg @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana It goes Vance, Johnson, then Chuck Grassley, and only then Rubio. Hegseth is #6.
@msbellows @jgg @Kierkegaanks @Lana Christ. Grassley. Weโd be going straight from one hopeful deathwatch to another.
Joshua A.C. Newman@Lana
Next year, may all be free.
Next year, may all be free.
smells of bikes@Lana shoulda been 1 april.
Preferably 1 april 2018, but oh well.
Preferably 1 april 2018, but oh well.
Joe Brockmeier@smellsofbikes @Lana preferably sometime in 1945. Wouldโve been better all around if heโd never been born at all.
FoxyLad 
@foxylad best way to prove he's the antichrist
Magnus Idode
Weird Socks@Lana
Many of us saw/heard the video clip of people in Teheran cheering when word spread that Khamanei was dead.
Yeah. Been thinking about that a bit.
โ Fish Id Wardrobe@Lana unless he rises on the third dayโฆ
zendao42
Orca ๐ป | ๐ | ๐ช | ๐ด๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@Lana Jesus resurrected and choose violence (?)