I'm really loving how Mastodon has become a refuge for all the grizzled seafarers on the ocean of the internet. They pop up in my feed and their bios all say something like

"I've been online for longer than the internet. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 56k modems on fire in the light of Usenet. I watched IRC forks glitter in the dark near the Gateway 3000. All those moments will be lost in slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify."

@Janeishly

Unless those refugees are Jews, then it's basically like being on Twitter or Facebook circa 2017.

@serge I initially had a harsher response to this, then I went through your feed, and I'll instead simply say this:

I get where you're coming from, but your post was extremely off-topic, and I think is more likely to cost than gain you allies. You can agree or not agree with how Mastodon has a disproportionate number of grizzled tech veterans, but I don't think that's the right context to bring Zionism into the chat. And if you were actually around in 2017? Honestly, I'd *take* 2017 Twitter or Facebook over 2025 *anything*. So I'm not even entirely sure what your point was

@bmp

I'm pointing out that there's a high degree of antisemitism on the Fediverse.

I didn't bring up Zionism. I talked about antisemitism, and I can assure you that there's plenty of antisemitism thrown at Jews who have either never expressed an opinion on Zionism, or who have expressed anti-Zionist views.

I was on Twitter in ~2008/2009, so yeah I was on twitter in 2017.

My point was that antisemitism and harassment of Jews was widespread then,. and that's about the level that the Fediverse is now.

@serge Antisemitism is extraordinarily not A-OK with me, but I can tell this is going to end up being a litmus discussion, so I'm gonna bow out at this point

@serge @bmp I'm no expert, and I may not be right, but you may have a server issue

There's plenty of places in here that never see that rubbish. But afaik they don't end in #social

@serge @bmp

Just to confirm. Because it always irks me: saying that the Israeli government is doing bad things is not anti semite or anti zionism correct?

@Duckbill4994 @bmp @[email protected]

I think so. I also think the first amendment doesn’t apply to this anymore, so watch yourself. It’s not nice out there.

@[email protected]

Saying that the Israeli government is doing bad thing is not antisemitic, unless it's said in an antisemitic way.

Having criticism doesn't give one carte blanche to express that criticism any way they like.

For example, someone might have disagreed with President Obama on issues of foreign policy, but that does not then give them the right to use the N-word.

Too many people are using criticism of the Israeli government to call for murdering Jews, as just one example, or by making comparisons of Jews to Nazis, both of which are antisemitic.

There is plenty of Israeli governmental policy criticism, including from me, but not expressed without antisemitic hate speech.

@bmp

@serge @bmp

> Saying that the Israeli government is doing bad thing is not antisemitic, unless it's said in an antisemitic way.

Easy agreement here,

> Having criticism doesn't give one carte blanche to express that criticism any way they like.

Same here. Normal discourse only.

> For example, someone might have disagreed with President Obama on issues of foreign policy, but that does not then give them the right to use the N-word.

On the same page as of yet!

> Too many people are using criticism of the Israeli government to call for murdering Jews, as just one example, or by making comparisons of Jews to Nazis, both of which are antisemitic.

Calling for murdering Jews is indeed classic anti-semitism.

Comparing Jews to Nazis is anti-semitic as well, **BUT** drawing clear parallel's between the Israeli government and Nazi Germany in the light of genocide (and in the case of Israel sometimes even worse then genocide) should be permitted. As it's clear and present. It's a way of saying that the Israeli Government should know better.

> There is plenty of Israeli governmental policy criticism, including from me, but not expressed in a hateful way.

I disagree here. I currently have a dislike for the Israeli Government because of their hateful way's. Saying I cannot be hateful back to them is odd.

And just to be sure; the PLO and later Hamas are no picnic either. (Not part of the talk here, but wanted to have said it)

@serge @bmp idk I haven't seen any. are you conflating anti-israel with antisemitism? real question, not accusing.
@bmp @[email protected] Personally, my advice would be to not engage with that account. His reply will be about how he was speaking about antisemitism not zionism, but when you look at his account, literally every post is about zionism. He's being disingenuous, and is very clearly conflating anti-zionism with anti-semitism. You were right in your assessment.

@Janeishly

<fake Yorkshire accent>
56k modem? Luxury! When I were a lad ...
🙃

@TheLancashireman Yeah, I've already had a mate saying "Pah! 2800 baud rate was all we had".

I'm not actually sure how fast(slow) my first connection was, because after I finished my MA in 1991 I was offline for about 8 years and missed all the very slow bits!

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman

2800 baud, you speed freak 1200\75 BBC Micro Prestel was my first online experience.

@Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman if we’re comparing, my 110/300bps acoustic coupler wants it’s hat 🎩 thrown into the ring.

@cascheranno @Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman

110 Baud?... we'd get 1/2 baud if we were lucky... and that was my gran talking to my friend's gran over the "speaking telegraph" (once the operator had connected them) and talking in boops and beeps, and passing that on to me to type into the cardboard box we used as a computer!

[Apologies, clearly I've watched *that* Monty Python sketch too many times.]

@level98 @cascheranno @Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman Pshh, beeps and boops? Why, when I was a lad we had to make due with boops only, and low pitched ones at that. Beeps interested the mice, the mice would run off with our bread, and it would be nothing but cabbage soup for supper!

@level98 @cascheranno @Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman 300 baud. X.25. 5 bit baudot. Paper tapes.

I was (honestly) almost crushed to death by a cabinet full of punch cards...

@rrb @level98 @Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman

(Bows) Senpai!

Freshman cs let us optionally do cards. From then on, sometimes I’d see stacks. Tap eluded me so I consider it a ‘someday…’ list item. And as a kid, my friend’s dad taught in tech so we used to raid the punch machine cabs => great gobs of beige confetti.

@rrb

I'm too young for all this, but I worked with someone who was carrying a program on punched cards in a tray.

Tripped.

Full face on the floor.

Cards still in perfect order.

Hardcore, she was.

@level98 @cascheranno @Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman I started at 300 baud. I can still picture the Tandy/Radio Shack modem.
@shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman I so wished I had a modem in those days.
@shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman same, and I still hear the music in my head to some games I played on the Commodore 64
Tooth Invaders for the Commodore VIC-20 / Commodore VC-20

YouTube
@shawnhooper @Janeishly back when I started 't were a lass doin 't morse code downt line. 300 baud? We dreamed o 300 baud.
Ps @TheLancashireman Yorkshire accent from a Lancastrian? your ancestors will be spinning in their graves!
@Janeishly @TheLancashireman Honestly, I was jealous you had a Gateway 3000. All I had access to was a Gateway 2000. 😆
@vertigo @TheLancashireman Ha, I didn't - I just thought it fitted with the quote!
@Janeishly @TheLancashireman You mean 2400? But I actually used an acoustic coupler at 300 bps. I know the reason for line oriented editors.

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman our first one was a Teletron modem hooked up to the Commodore 64, doing 300 baud, or 1200/75 (handy for downloading!). Later, on my first Mac, I spent a couple of hours fetching Netscape 2.0 over a 2400 modem.

Good times.

@TheLancashireman @Janeishly being in continental europe and a little younger, I did have a 56k modem but the line wouldn’t sync more than about 21 kbps anyway (by the time I managed to get permission to use it to dial up), and the laptop I used needed me to lower the serial port speed anyway to keep up… (my desktop was faster but I had just used it to compile my own GNU/Linux distro and the 80386 laptop I had lying around was the first target to run it on)
@TheLancashireman @Janeishly I came here to say exactly that: "56k, you should have seen 14.4k, and before that I used my dad's 300 baud modem with dumb vt100 terminal dialing into a VAX"
@TheLancashireman @Janeishly Minitel user peek his head out from behind curtain...
@TheLancashireman @Janeishly my second modem plugged into the adb bus (i know, like atm machine) and i don't think adb could have handled 56k. but at the time it was cool because not only could i dial into school, you could program the modem to play through the computer's speaker so i created a hypercard stack that dialed my bank's automated number and it would go through the different menus letting me know i had spent all my money on dumb things like adb modems and computers (actually not dumb - led to a great career).

@TheLancashireman @Janeishly

56k was high speed! With it you can even download a full photo in "high resolution" (with a little patience).

At the early 300 bauds you could literally see the bytes one by one as they came in.

@TheLancashireman @Janeishly "IRC? I skipped that fad." 😁
@Janeishly
When Kermit wasn't just a frog
Parity was not about dominance in sports leagues
Norton commanded the'verse
And HP products and corporate culture were admired
@PizzaDemon That's one of the things that really bugs me about enshittification. I used to *recommend* HP products. That makes me feel rather ill now.

@Janeishly @PizzaDemon
Oh god, HP products used to be -so good-! And like, cheap! The desktops were bricks that just worked, the printers you could drop off a truck mid printjob and they'd be fine.

And...now...

@Oggie @PizzaDemon Exactly! The printers! So good!

Meanwhile my laptop before this one was an HP because there were no suitable Asuses (Asusii??) when I came to buy one. When it got stolen from my car I was annoyed, because expense, and hammering a new Windows machine into shape always takes about a fortnight, BUT I was also sniggering at the fact that someone was now trying to use my piece of shit HP machine that had been crap since I bought it.

@Janeishly @PizzaDemon
Very much that gene wilder Wonka gif 'oh no, wait, come back'.

But i'm sorry you lost the laptop if only because it IS such a pain to set it all up again

@Oggie @PizzaDemon Yeah, it was a bit of a gut punch at the time, but fortunately I have a bunch of spare former laptops knocking around (probably like the rest of the seafarers) and a good backup, so I was up and working again after a couple of hours. New laptop arrived a few days later (Asus – I learned that particular lesson) and overall it was a positive experience. (Could have done without a sudden and unexpected massive car repair two weeks later, but hey ho.)

@Janeishly That's not the list of things a real old timer on the Internet would bring up. We would talk of goats from Christmas Island, girls hanging out in tubs, and the sharing of cups.

That is, we would...if the filters didn't instantly block such conversations.

@Janeishly those were the days
@rogerggbr @Janeishly ooh, memories … whose (after this) had ‘demon dialer’ as a feature?
@Janeishly All that, and finding a new BBS that was within your local calling area. Better yet finding out that a new ISP was in your town and they had much better service then your current ISP

@Janeishly

I feel so seen.

@RussSharek @Janeishly yeah, by the light from the fire we had to start to run the steam engine that spins the turbine in the emergency generator so we can update usenet via tcp over ham radio and a bounce off the moon to our friend jim's house in toledo assuming his mom's not using the phone right now and hopefully it's not cloudy there
@Janeishly I like to remind people of the lil green on green chat boxes you'd plug into the phoneline from the 80s. Because that was a thing. xD And remembering when my parents upgraded from 14k to 56k and the computer not even know what the math to do with it. But also, BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEE