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Andrew ZonenbergThe existence of toblerone implies the existence of related triangular hydrochocolate chains such as the base alkane (toblerane), as well as the closed ring form (cyclotoblerone)
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sluttymayo@dx @azonenberg cyclotoblerone is just a normal one ridden while eating a bicycle
@sluttymayo it took me a couple passes to see what you’d done there.
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jimfl@azonenberg Toblerone implies Toblersucc(one) implies Toblersucc(succ(one)). By induction, then, Toblerinfinity. QED
Zuthal@azonenberg Split off the side chain to yield tobleral, reduce the carboxyl of that to yield toblerol, or oxidise the hydrogen to yield tobleroic acid, react two equivalents of toblerol under dehydrating conditions to form ditobleryl ether...
Khleedril@zuthal @azonenberg I think there are some chemists lurking in these chat rooms...
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Дими́трийwhat reaction, if any, would produce the enzyme toberlase?
André Rodenburg@saltywizard @zuthal @azonenberg like there would be a digestive enzyme called striptease which consumes textile fibers?
Geert Uytterhoeven@zuthal @azonenberg Looking forward to polymerization!
Robin@zuthal @azonenberg or we could react toblerol with tobleroic acid in the presence of concentrated sulfuric acid to yield tobleryl tobleroate. I wonder what kind of scent/flavour that could be used for.
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GeoffOr possibly toblertwo!
Óscar Morales Vivó@geofftc @azonenberg and of course toblerthree and so on.
The field of chocomathics is full of wonders.
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AL LE LITTENSTILL@azonenberg Thanks for clearing that up! I always thought Tobler One was the Swiss president's plane. How naive of me 😅
Charles Eckman@azonenberg normally, I pronounce "chocolate" as rhyming with "that", but here I'm pretty sure it's hydrochocol-ate
@cceckman @azonenberg If you remove some oxygen, do you get chocolite and then chocolide? Chocoline ions floating around?
Phogna Bologna@azonenberg I had always assumed we mined tobleron, and then various chemical reactions produced both toblerone and toblera
Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen@azonenberg what are the properties of toblerone oxime
Getzler Lab at KenyonCollege@azonenberg ¡hahahahah!
and the form where the alkane on one side is replaced with a hydrogen - tobleral
and the tautomeric toblerenol
I could literally do this all day and it is taking enormous self restraint not to...
curtosis@GetzlerChem Under heat and pressure, like leaving it in the car, it can partially restructure to form toblerenes or even toblerynes. @azonenberg
@azonenberg I couldn't help it...
and foolishly made another one I like more...
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Darren@GetzlerChem @azonenberg what happened to toblerate?
@dplattsf @azonenberg excellent question. we’d have to determine the pKa of the parent tobler species to determine if it could form under the specified conditions
@GetzlerChem @azonenberg let’s hope we can find funding for this important experiment
Virginicus@GetzlerChem @azonenberg This is why I come to Mastodon.
(I am willing to serve as a toblerase upon request.)
(I am willing to serve as a toblerase upon request.)
@Virginicus @azonenberg very generous. science can only move forward due to selfless folks such as yourself :p
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Raphaël V@azonenberg is that what people on a keto diet eat? Would the liquor-filled version be called "toblerol"?
ROLLER@azonenberg the ionic form when its been finished...... Toblerate?
Leigh Garland@azonenberg this thread...
Kay 
@azonenberg since toblerone has three sides, would toblertwo be rectangular? Would toblerthree be pentacular? Is the upper limit of toblerN a tube or a sphere?
Thorsten Heit@Kay @azonenberg Higher dimensional chocolate maths?
@t_heit @azonenberg Topological ToblerONE (and two onwards )
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And tritoblerone triperoxide. Mother of Nougat.
And tritoblerone triperoxide. Mother of Nougat.
@vik that sounds like pop rocks x1000, one false move and there's a big brown sugary crater where you used to be
@vik (insert gory photo of chocolate Santa missing a limb or head and caramel filling pooling on the ground around it)
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Easy created from household confFFOOOOMMMM!!
Easy created from household confFFOOOOMMMM!!
@iveyline@azonenberg Probably all made by Mondelez after they took over Toblerone
coldclimate@azonenberg well there's a weekend project
Oskar im Keller👀 @Fischblog might enjoy this thread and the comments.