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I wonder where Fatima is now? Probably being made redundant because her job's been replaced by an AI.
Hope she didn't throw away those ballet shoes.
Big VimtoShe'll be ok, there's always work in a bakery for a Fatima. Wi't bread.
David Penfold 
Gary 
David Cohen@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey Fatima tiptoes to a food bank. Then the charity shop for a sweater because she can’t afford the heating.
Jae@TheBreadmonkey We need a follow-up ad for the government’s “National AI Strategy” showing Fatima sitting at a computer with the caption “Fatima’s next job could be working as a barista”
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey I mentioned this recently but I did once work with a former ballet dancer (he was in his 50s by this point) doing data entry. I don't think he was particularly happy with this turn of events.
He had more sausagey fingers than you'd expect from a ballet dancer. And than is ideal for typing in Clubcard numbers, come to think of it.
DamonHD@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey I once worked with a Commonwealth judo champion and boy did his sausage fingers look comical on a tiny Mac Classic keyboard!
I just image searched massive fingers to send you a comical response and immediately regretted it. Whatever you do, do not image search massive fingers on the internet.
@TheBreadmonkey @DamonHD but I need to arrange a finger buffet
THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
Steve Williams@internetsdairy
You can’t fool me with your Ai slop. Way too many fingers.
You can’t fool me with your Ai slop. Way too many fingers.
@TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy you know what I now MUST do, and how much ignominy and contumely it will end in? You MONSTER!
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️@TheBreadmonkey @DamonHD @internetsdairy @purplepadma
A source for finger sandwiches
Nick@TheBreadmonkey Back from when Timothée Chalamet was working for the UK government.
Basha
Keith Judge@TheBreadmonkey Cyber, eh?
sunflowerinrain@TheBreadmonkey
It was an appalling public threat to force a girl into the porn industry. I was so shocked.
It was an appalling public threat to force a girl into the porn industry. I was so shocked.
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@TheBreadmonkey No, darling, stick with the ballet.