My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

Me: Seems awfully early.

My Wife: You said that last year.

Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

10 minutes later…

#Bears #15SecondsOfFame

Canadian friends who drive: Transport Canada is soliciting feedback on ultra-bright vehicle headlights and headlight glare at night.

I encourage you to give them data on your experience, so that they might update the regulations to stop SUVs from routinely blinding me with their factory-fitted Nuclear Fireball 9000 LED Darkness Devastators Shock And Awe Edition headlights aimed directly into my face and eyes.

https://tc.canada.ca/en/corporate-services/consultations/canadian-experience-vehicle-headlights-glare-night

“Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.”

‘No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!’

“The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.”

13th C, BnF Fra. 95, f.177v @MedMilMedicine #globalmuseum #MontyPython

Good evening from Japan!

I felt like posting a random set of photos from Kobe today - I’ve always liked the cosmopolitan atmosphere of this port town, and it has been too long since I last visited.

1. "Chinatown Foodie"
2. "Picnic at the Bridge”
3. "Sideways Glances”
4. "Hyogo Daibutsu”

#photography #streetphotography #fotografie #スナップ写真 #japan #kobe #japanlife #photographersofmastodon

"GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"

*giggles*

(edit: thanks to @Wifiwits for prompting this one!)

#sillyscribbles #googlyEyes #tinyBalancingSheep