@TheBreadmonkey I mentioned this recently but I did once work with a former ballet dancer (he was in his 50s by this point) doing data entry. I don't think he was particularly happy with this turn of events.

He had more sausagey fingers than you'd expect from a ballet dancer. And than is ideal for typing in Clubcard numbers, come to think of it.

@DamonHD @internetsdairy

I just image searched massive fingers to send you a comical response and immediately regretted it. Whatever you do, do not image search massive fingers on the internet.