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Keith Judge 6h ago

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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial 7h ago

@da_667

Keith Judge 16h ago

David Griffith 1d ago

Platform 11 has seen some shit.

Keith Judge 16h ago

Bad night's sleep, and for some reason my insomnia brain reminded me that Do The Bartman exists.

I might be remembering it wrongly, but I recall in the UK most people hadn't seen The Simpsons at all when that song came out, because it was only on Sky (subscription-only TV) for a couple of years before BBC 2 started showing it, so I suspect as a promotional thing it fell flat over here.

Keith Judge 1d ago

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.B.)1d ago

Oh this is evil

Keith Judge 1d ago

rich 4d ago

Movie Pitch:

Freakiest/Friday

starring Nic Cage and John Travolta
#VPofIdeas

Pretty much.

“In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen”

https://www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-the-future-all-food-will-be-cooked-in-a-microwave-and-if-you-cant-deal-with-that-then-you-need-to-get-out-of-the-kitchen/

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen

As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

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Lindsay 👩‍🔬🚲Aug 3

exercises in concentrated academic spite are my absolute favorite papers to read eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237.pdf

Keith Judge Aug 4

FIBRE INTERNET INSTALLATION DAY!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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a beautiful bitch Jul 18

This is why i make sure i eat plenty of fiber

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