John Regehrthe instructions for my headlamp indicate that if you have a sweet stache and a choking fetish, then you must pay close attention
alt: pretty much as described 😬
oh god now I'm reading https://www.reddit.com/r/SignsWithAStory/
G. Wozniak@regehr That urinal one? I've lived that (as the janitor). Except it was a toilet stall. And the sign did nothing.
I'll skip the full story and only say that a proposed solution was to go through the job site, pulling down people's pants looking for anyone not wearing underwear.
Ashton Wiersdorf@regehr amazing sub thank you John
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!@regehr dude looks exactly like someone who would be found in the desert asphyxiated by a headlamp.
Fabian Giesen
Per Vognsen@regehr Raise your hand if you have accidentally gotten your lanyard stuck on a post of some sort.
Andrew Kelley@pervognsen @regehr nice use of avatar
ROTOPE~1 ⭐️@regehr i don't understand how someone could possibly manage to wear a headlamp so wrongly
@regehr let's be specific. That's not a cop 'stache. That's a pornstache.
@rygorous it's not our fault they used a young Ron Jeremy as the model for the instruction manual
Karl Statz@regehr don't forget the pit viper sunglasses.
@regehr "this headlamp works best if you respond to every statement with "hell yeah brother"
"to properly use this headlamp you must also have "Night Moves by Bob Seger on cassette"
"this headlamp can stay on while doing Jean-Claude Van Damme's karate moves from Bloodsport so we included a DVD"
"your wages are being garnished for court fees, but you just bought a kickass headlamp"