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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Conversely, sometimes you get to bring your kids on a garden tour given by an art history professor in the rain.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murin-an, totally worth a visit if you find yourself in Kyoto)

Traveling with kids == sometimes doing absurdly tourist shit we would probably never think of otherwise.
@remmy @void_friend implies the existence of an unknown country Nemeswiss with a flag that’s a minus sign on blue field.
(On a more positive note, I cleverly arranged for the perfect date [April 25] to last 37 hours this year.)
What is time, even
In an airport hotel at YUL. We woke up 27 hours ago in Tokyo. The last bits of daylight are ending. I have eaten dinner four times.
Good morning! ☀️
Fortunately there are four of us so we can use the full ALU
Taking the NEX to Narita. I guess IEX and LSU were stalled.
Alternatively I guess you could be a waltz maximalist and take the position that any song (or field of human endeavour, or concept generally?) could be a waltz *if you weren't a coward*.