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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!14h ago

Calamity Joan 😷14h ago

Good morning! ☀️

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!16h ago

Fortunately there are four of us so we can use the full ALU

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!16h ago

Taking the NEX to Narita. I guess IEX and LSU were stalled.

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!17h ago

Alex Rudnick 1d ago

Alternatively I guess you could be a waltz maximalist and take the position that any song (or field of human endeavour, or concept generally?) could be a waltz *if you weren't a coward*.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!1d ago

Having stayed on two sides of the same hotel on this trip, we can do your preferred version of the no/yes meme with “Imperial palace view” and “Shinkansen view”.

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!1d ago

Hotels in Tokyo near the tracks should market rooms with a view of the Shinkansen to people with kids. Ours have been sitting at the window and narrating for like 45 minutes now

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!1d ago

RE: https://mastodon.green/@plazi_species/116458242590639460

Babe, wake up, new skink just dropped

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David Smith 2d ago

Hi folks; this is something I've been hesitant to post about since it's a very sensitive topic for me, but:

I'm moving out of the US later this year, and unfortunately for legal reasons I'll be unable to take my dog with me. All the rehoming services I've contacted are unable to take her in, so, I've made a little page about adopting her.

Please get in touch if you're interested: http://dscoder.com/melody/melody.html

#dogsofmastodon

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!4d ago

My spiciest hot take about travel in Japan so far is that Kiyomizu-dera is just Montmartre with more French and fewer Japanese people.

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!4d ago

He may look like a bamboo farmer, but if I were the god of the forest I would look out for this dude.