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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

It's telling that we keep seeing "parents' rights" and "parents' bill of rights," but never "children's rights" or "students' rights."
Also not a bun.
Not a bun.

On the cape for a couple days, taking the kiddos bunspotting.

Being kids they have decided to make a competitive sport of it. Dad is currently up 5-3-2

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Om Malik, 1966-2026

Om Malik passed away on June 24, 2026, at Stanford Hospital after a long health journey with his heart. He was surrounded by family and friends. We invite you to share your remembrances of Om in th…

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I beg your pardon? Goose WAS valued.

#goose

edit: credit THEY CAN TALK this golden egg has done so many miles we forget to attribute the value where it is due https://theycantalk.com/post/636165692960522240/feathers
ht @rreusser

(I am pleased to report, for those who don't know the story, that the MN Orch musician's union absolutely steamrolled that terrible board. Management locked them out for 15 months, during which time they staged multiple self-produced concerts without any help from the management they supposedly needed to function. The conductor who'd rocketed them to international fame resigned, and began conducting the locked-out orchestra's sold-out concerts. Eventually the board caved, tails between their legs. Many of them left, the tool of an orch president resigned, what remained of the board instated the musicians' preferred candidate as the new president, and the board got absolutely none of their precious Powerpoint plan except for a glammy new lobby. It was a rout. The orchestra is now doing better than ever — and the supposed imminent budget implosion that the old board had been raising hell about suddenly vanished along with them.)
Any meme template at all. Just go for it.
(Even more low effort)
House construction: testing sofa arrangement in the living room