John Regehrthe instructions for my headlamp indicate that if you have a sweet stache and a choking fetish, then you must pay close attention
alt: pretty much as described 😬
Karl Statz@regehr don't forget the pit viper sunglasses.
@regehr "this headlamp works best if you respond to every statement with "hell yeah brother"
"to properly use this headlamp you must also have "Night Moves by Bob Seger on cassette"
"this headlamp can stay on while doing Jean-Claude Van Damme's karate moves from Bloodsport so we included a DVD"
"your wages are being garnished for court fees, but you just bought a kickass headlamp"