I'm still using a 23-year-old edition of Photoshop and it's been the Battlestar Galactica of avoiding every terrible development of the last quarter century of tech.
@mcfadden imagining a bunch of flying toasters trying to get in, but it's not networked! Checkmate, AI!
@mcfadden Office '97 and Adobe Acrobat 6.0 from sometime similar get installed on every new laptop I get, and I stole them from a company who had upgraded to a newer shittier version :)

@peet @mcfadden I still have a tee shirt promoting Office 97 & wear it occasionally.

To be fair, '97 was the last version of Office that introduced features I frequently use, Pivot Tables being #1 but for the last several years I've been using Libre Office instead.

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How? Seriously. Basically, I know it's time to upgrade when things stop working in general. Planned obsolescence, I know, but...

@Pappy My desktop is almost 14, so eventually I may be forced into the enshittied future.
@mcfadden CS6 is the only thing keeping me from switching to Linux. It's the '79 Honda of software.

@bransonturner Same. It’s on a 2009 MacBook Pro and still runs exactly as good as day one*. Just don’t ask about Safari on there and its inability to handle JS though.

*faster because at some point I replaced the HD with an SSD.

@tripleman amazingly CS6 is simple enough that it runs with windows 11, so I can use an updated laptop. Though I'm cautious about going willy nilly with old codecs
@mcfadden I think about that example quite often these days
@mcfadden “This is Photoshop Actual.”

@mcfadden I seriously want to buy two Mac Mini G4s - one to put OS 9 on for video games, and the other with OS X for old Photoshop and some other stuff. Your post just reminded me :P

It was actually the first computer I owned as an adult, and though I've since been a Linux person for a long time now, I do still miss that little box sometimes.

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I'm fine with the 2023 version of Photoshop Elements and it's you buy it you use it software, no subscription fees and no cloud required.

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My version of Photoshop Elements isn't quite that old, but it works fine and I have no intention of upgrading.