ViBen (like Vibin')I'm probably a bit late to the party with this, but Dubai chocolate still seems to be selling at a massively inflated price. Can we market anything else like this? Just put pistachios in stuff, prefix it with 'Dubai' and add a 150% markup. Dubai sausage rolls. £10 a pop. Dubai milk. £5 a pint. Dubai..... newspaper. Just smear some pistachio butter in the paper - like a sort of inedible baklava. £30. I really should be paid to just come up with ideas. Dubai ideas.... TWO million pounds. Very good, Ben.
Dubai Doobie Ducks Disco Bus
You wouldn't get Pump Up The Volume these days
webhat@TheBreadmonkey Pump Up the Volume, if you have some kind of ear protection
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️@TheBreadmonkey unless you are into Cunk
Дими́трийno. you would not. and I might never have discovered the pixies. so, I rest in the comfort of knowing that this is not, in fact, the worst timeline. at least there's that.
Alex Psmith the Naught@TheBreadmonkey I thought you said Pump Up the Jam.
Москва 🗽 Moscow
They. Are. ADORABLE. ❤️
@TheBreadmonkey Right?! I would have gone apeshit if I saw someone like that when I went to Red Square!
Moss da Bard 🇨🇦🇧🇧🇲🇽🇬🇱
Paul Martin
Star Turn On 45 Pints - Pump Up The Bitter (1988)
Nick@TheBreadmonkey Well, that’s a memory I didn’t need back.
Peter@TheBreadmonkey As a kid I hated Doobie Duck with the fire of a thousand suns
DOOBIE DOOBIE DOOBIE QUACK-QUACK
@TheBreadmonkey Honestly there are some “Dubai chocolate” things in Home Bargains that aren’t far from this.
DJDarren
Chris@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Dubai-style rum: now with free flogging
They can get into the dubai bin
Wendroid 🇺🇦@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Green, and not inspiring hunger 🤢
internetsdairy@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey wait until Iran declares all Dubai chocoolate products targets for their missiles
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey yeah you.gotta actually price it at triple the going rate then do a 50% discount if you wanna shift stock
David Cohen@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Dark arts, that
Rob Vincent 🎙️@TheBreadmonkey I have your slogan:
Do buy Dubai.™
Do buy Dubai.™
ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ@TheBreadmonkey Dubagels have a big mark up?
Jae@TheBreadmonkey Bit surprised the bottom hasn’t fallen out of the market for Dubai chocolate, given… current events… which have taken a little of the shine off the Dubai brand, I feel (in a way that even the slavery couldn’t, go figure)
No one cares about anything. Nothing is real. We're all just atoms.
Bogomil Shopov - Бого@TheBreadmonkey @considermycat atoms with feelings
Pablo Martini (Geezer)The alt vision for making silly money
A flat pancake burnt to a crisp & sell it as MAGA? For $500
The worst ones can be called a "Trumped" & served in an old macdoodles wrapper with fools gold shavings @ $2,000 each?
We Are All Minnesota@TheBreadmonkey I'm going to do the opposite: make new labels for everything so I can make eg "Sacramento pistachios" labels so I can pay 20% less
John Maxwell@TheBreadmonkey Oh, is that what that crap is? They marketed at me so hard about it before I ever saw it that I refuse to try it. Pistachios, huh.
Literally just pistachios
Bob Thomson@TheBreadmonkey just wait until the VC money tap runs dry and they have to try to make an actual profit out of Gen AI.
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@TheBreadmonkey
Pre-rolled marijuana cigarettes sold as Dubai Doobies
Pre-rolled marijuana cigarettes sold as Dubai Doobies
but is there pesto?
there was a joke earlier about how the pistachio in dubai chocolate resembles pesto.
Max Leibman (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Why does Dubai fill their chocolates with pesto?
but now that i've had some coffee and time to think about it, if the rolling papers are sufficiently chocolate-colored and the ganja is sufficiently pesto-colored, your dubai doobies are shoe-in. nice work. I can't speak for the other sharks, but i'm ready to offer you $420 mil for a 42.0% stake.
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@Gorfram @TheBreadmonkey Next to Camberwell Carrots.
Chaos theory@TheBreadmonkey There was a sign on the back of the bus here in Adelaide yesterday that said: "Invest in Dubai Real Estate - high yield returns, guaranteed."
The ad might just be a few weeks out of date...
woe2you@TheBreadmonkey I don'tbai chocolate.
scmbradley@TheBreadmonkey hear me out: Dubai pistachios.
DJDarren (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image @[email protected] @[email protected] Am I doing this right?
calcius@TheBreadmonkey
It's another form of washing, along with the "influencer university".
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/dubai-chocolate-is-regime-propaganda
for a day, while . . . 🗽"here's your Dubai Gruel, loser, that'll be £12.99 plus 20% gratuity . . . you are grateful, right?"
@TheBreadmonkey Would Dubai Chocolate crème eggs be too valuable for bum stuffing, do you think?
Ainsley Lowbeer@TheBreadmonkey I see we've raised our target to 2 million pounds.
@AinsleyLowbeer @TheBreadmonkey he’d do better on The Lotto