Alex Psmith

@alexpsmith@beige.party
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Ce qui peut être une raison de vivre est en même temps une excellente raison de mourir.

These toots self-destruct after one week.

Psmith is a pseudonym. The 'p' is silent as in 'pshrimp'.

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Do you actually sit next to strangers on the train and tell them that you think their shoes are ugly, that you would rather read a different book, and that they’re definitely living their lives wrong?

No? Then don’t do that shit on the internet either.

"We need to stop Iran abusing its own citizens"

"So we should welcome Iranians as refugees then?"

"No. We need to stop Iran abusing its own citizens, USING BOMBS"

So I was editing this cute deer photo in Adobe Express and decided it would be better if that light fixture on the background wall wasn’t there. Unbeknownst to me, the latest app update was apparently an “AI” thing. When I selected the fixture and clicked “remove“ it turned the deer’s ear into an otter.

I always knew this day would come.

Browser: This website would like to access your location.

Me: Well, tell that website to fuck off.

I swear, some of these fucking weirdos literally get horny for money.
Hey bb, don’t tell anyone I showed you my pickleball face
Sometimes I get an intrusive thought and more often than not I just post it but sometimes without context (because there is no context) I think it might just be a bit much for some people. The thought that prompted this, which I won't say here, was Electric 6 Gaybar except GIRL! I wanna take you to a SPERM bank. Which as I'm sure you will agree would be an insane thing to post, which is why I've chosen not to. You're welcome. Have a great Tuesday everyone!
There was a traffic jam as usual at the big grevillea shrub—it must have some really sweet nectar. But I was lucky to spot this bird as it took advantage of the food at the much smaller (but still photogenic) red sage.
My Austin peeps: niece found this giant Malinois-mix pup abandoned ☹️ down at Town Lake. My sib Tidy is fostering him for now. We think he’s 9-10 months. If you need a big-ass, smart, handsome, sweet AF doggo, hit me up. [Not a starter dog; adopter will need advanced chops to guide him to greatness] They call him Ricky-Bobby. Pls pass it on, we gotta find this excellent guy a permanent buddy! #dogs
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