I'm probably a bit late to the party with this, but Dubai chocolate still seems to be selling at a massively inflated price. Can we market anything else like this? Just put pistachios in stuff, prefix it with 'Dubai' and add a 150% markup. Dubai sausage rolls. £10 a pop. Dubai milk. £5 a pint. Dubai..... newspaper. Just smear some pistachio butter in the paper - like a sort of inedible baklava. £30. I really should be paid to just come up with ideas. Dubai ideas.... TWO million pounds. Very good, Ben.

@TheBreadmonkey There was a sign on the back of the bus here in Adelaide yesterday that said: "Invest in Dubai Real Estate - high yield returns, guaranteed."

The ad might just be a few weeks out of date...