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George Takei 
🏳️🌈🖖🏽Who's gonna tell him?
Chris JagsBad analogy, GLaDOS was a self-aware potato
Becca@ChrisJagged its pretty bad when one is worse than a fictional self-aware potato
Flaming Cheeto@georgetakei Colin Jost has to go harder.
kie/qui (planar) 🦽🛹 HLZ@georgetakei about israel?
Paul Lalonde@georgetakei I mean, every accusation is a confession.
TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@georgetakei Any of us could try Mr. Takei, but I may as well try to tell my cat how to cook an omelet.
Noortje Van Leeuwen@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei my cat is great at omelets mind you...
@Noortjevee @georgetakei But can they do a crepe? 😹
Agitatra 🚲🐻🌿🇪🇺🇺🇦@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei If I had to guess I'd say you still would be more lucky with your cat.
@agitatra @georgetakei She is pretty clever most days 😸 But still won't stay off the kitchen counter.
@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei Isn't that a good start for her cooking education?
@agitatra @georgetakei 😹 Indeed, but I worry about her ability to turn the cook book pages and not track litter into the recipe
@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei Nobody said it would be easy!
David John Matthews@georgetakei Bawahaha :)
Ben Rush@georgetakei That man is a textbook case of a two dimensional personality, with a total lack of any self awareness or ability to meaningfully connect with another human or sentient being
Hans van Zijst@George Takei :verified: 🏳️🌈🖖🏽 As Goebbels already said: "accuse your enemy of what you do".
@iveyline@georgetakei A total dickhead.
der.hans@georgetakei alt-text
Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog post somewhere else has a picture of Pete Hegseth at a podium saying, "The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people."
The cattle dog remarks, "Self awareness of a potato"
#PeteKegsdeath #PeteHegseth #FriendOfEpstein #OperationEpsteinFiles
PersonalEscrito
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@georgetakei That’s an insult to potatoes.
A potato sees more than he does.
RevPudDudley@georgetakei You and I can remember 1st time Defense Dept budget went over $1 billion
and we already had a perfectly good nuclear triad
and we already had a perfectly good nuclear triad
DonCC@georgetakei
there is no "gotcha" with these nazis
they lie. they dont care you know they lie.
same for stealing and killing and having sex with children.
know the enemy
mahadevank@georgetakei no Pete, you put sanctions on them, forcing them to adapt. Right now, just think about what would have happened had Iran prioritized its people instead of its defenses
sarpau@georgetakei Please don't drag potato's down to his level.
HTPC NZ@georgetakei too stupid to realise the hypocrisy & projection and thus unable to sugarcoat & spin it... wait till the slightly smarter fascist take over in the America First iteration of MAGA, as party of Cuck and side cuck Jeffries will do nothing but keep status quo and ensure like of MTG & Tucker will take power back easily as taking candy from a kid.
GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸@georgetakei Hey, at least potatoes are useful, unlike Hegseth.
@grumpydad @georgetakei Everybody can be useful as a bad example.
@agitatra @georgetakei Very true. And oh how I wish we didn't have so many bad examples...
@grumpydad @georgetakei Without wanting to sound arrogant - yes I know I do, but you, or rather the majority of your fellow countrymen, have brought this mess upon yourselves.
@agitatra @georgetakei That makes the pretty big assumption that I'm from the US. Which I'm not.
That being said I do agree with you.
That being said I do agree with you.
@agitatra @georgetakei Please don't be. I realize I made it sound that way.
Ilka 🌐@agitatra I think we are done with bad examples for this millenium. Let's move on to the good examples now.
@grumpydad @georgetakei
@grumpydad @georgetakei
oatmeal@georgetakei in other words, I quote:
“We don't have money to fund public education but plenty to bomb schools in Gaza & Iran…” Etc etc
Calamity Joan 😷That is slander against potatoes.
K4mpfie@georgetakei Yet again a post without Alt-text. blocked.
Michael Simons@georgetakei like, I find that unfair. A potato, at least the plant, will be able to read the room, that is be sensual to the seasons and so on.
Maybe a white bread or a stone has the same self awareness.
Der Logiker@georgetakei Although I do not understand it, I like the humor of republicans.
@georgetakei accuse the others of what you are doing
Ria Price@georgetakei pretty sure the potato is more self aware if we're being real...
Self Awareness of a Potato.
What a horrible insult to the Potatoes of the world.
Whiskey Pete Hegseth is living in a cloud.
Of Alcohol Fumes, Brain Dead would be a compliment to his intellectual ability.
THE BIGGEST WAR MACHINE ON THE PLANET
Fascist usa
Boules de Fourrure@georgetakei He looks like one of Buffy's vampires. Creepy.
Unit_ka@georgetakei
Weapons and missiles serve to improve the well-being of the capitalist class.
Weapons and missiles serve to improve the well-being of the capitalist class.
Tattie
WilliamBob@georgetakei -heard his staff call him 'Whiskey Pete'. Aprapos nicknames don't happen everyday. Perhaps perpepectives could change...maybe a wicked sunspot incident frys the 'net...or enough volcanic activity to ground all the private sky yatchs(G6s) for a few months.
Truth Or Consequences ✅ 🇺🇦I like the name - Pete KegSith.
@Savvyhomestead @georgetakei -not bad.
ABoulderBelowTheShoulders1@georgetakei Holy shit.
BandersnatchWe must be very clear to the incoming #Democrats. Not sending these people to the #Hague, is *not* an option that is on the table.
Drey@georgetakei - 100%
@georgetakei and even that is an insult for the poor innocent potato and a compliment to Kegseth. 🛢️ You can't really insult them, as the GOP ppl are the worst, there is no comparison.
Aral Balkan@georgetakei My man, you can literally afford to hire someone write alt text for you.
Until then, here’s my pro bono contribution:
Screenshot of social media post: Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog:
Photo of Pete Hegseth, speaking.
Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.
Self awareness of a potato
Professor_StevensHe'd get volunteers, if he asked.
This has gone on for some time. Do you think a group letter, like, on actual paper with a lot of signatures, would get him to do it? I suspect he's not personally aware this criticism is coming up.
iwein@Professor_Stevens @aral @georgetakei or just create an account @georgetakeiwithalt that steals all his content. Could be a great hack to get a lot of followers for the occasional prank.
@Professor_Stevens sorry, too lazy, but point taken 🙂
@Professor_Stevens @georgetakei Might work.