Who's gonna tell him?

@georgetakei

Bad analogy, GLaDOS was a self-aware potato

@ChrisJagged its pretty bad when one is worse than a fictional self-aware potato

@georgetakei

@georgetakei Colin Jost has to go harder.
@PizzaDemon @georgetakei
He’s great playing as him.
@georgetakei I mean, every accusation is a confession.
@georgetakei Any of us could try Mr. Takei, but I may as well try to tell my cat how to cook an omelet.
@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei It was easier to teach a hamster to count in binary.
@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei my cat is great at omelets mind you...
@TheNovemberMan @georgetakei If I had to guess I'd say you still would be more lucky with your cat.
@georgetakei That man is a textbook case of a two dimensional personality, with a total lack of any self awareness or ability to meaningfully connect with another human or sentient being
@George Takei :verified: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ––πŸ½ As Goebbels already said: "accuse your enemy of what you do".
@georgetakei Alanis Morissette, we need you to play that track for the US government again πŸ˜’πŸ€ͺ
@kDelta @georgetakei you want her to play thank you? Wow...well thats "ironic"
@georgetakei it's all a reality show, but with life or death stakes.
@georgetakei Yes, what kind of people would do something like that?

@georgetakei alt-text

Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog post somewhere else has a picture of Pete Hegseth at a podium saying, "The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people."

The cattle dog remarks, "Self awareness of a potato"

#PeteKegsdeath #PeteHegseth #FriendOfEpstein #OperationEpsteinFiles

@georgetakei
standard joke:

this is offensive ...

to potatoes.

potatoes are more self-aware.

@georgetakei That’s an insult to potatoes.

A potato sees more than he does.

@georgetakei You and I can remember 1st time Defense Dept budget went over $1 billion
and we already had a perfectly good nuclear triad

@georgetakei
there is no "gotcha" with these nazis

they lie. they dont care you know they lie.
same for stealing and killing and having sex with children.
know the enemy

@georgetakei no Pete, you put sanctions on them, forcing them to adapt. Right now, just think about what would have happened had Iran prioritized its people instead of its defenses
@georgetakei Please don't drag potato's down to his level.
@georgetakei too stupid to realise the hypocrisy & projection and thus unable to sugarcoat & spin it... wait till the slightly smarter fascist take over in the America First iteration of MAGA, as party of Cuck and side cuck Jeffries will do nothing but keep status quo and ensure like of MTG & Tucker will take power back easily as taking candy from a kid.
@georgetakei Hey, at least potatoes are useful, unlike Hegseth.
@grumpydad @georgetakei Everybody can be useful as a bad example.
@agitatra @georgetakei Very true. And oh how I wish we didn't have so many bad examples...
@grumpydad @georgetakei Without wanting to sound arrogant - yes I know I do, but you, or rather the majority of your fellow countrymen, have brought this mess upon yourselves.
@agitatra @georgetakei That makes the pretty big assumption that I'm from the US. Which I'm not.
That being said I do agree with you.
@agitatra I think we are done with bad examples for this millenium. Let's move on to the good examples now.
@grumpydad @georgetakei

@georgetakei in other words, I quote:

β€œWe don't have money to fund public education but plenty to bomb schools in Gaza & Iran…” Etc etc

https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/116275534238537075

@georgetakei

That is slander against potatoes.

@georgetakei Yet again a post without Alt-text. blocked.

@georgetakei like, I find that unfair. A potato, at least the plant, will be able to read the room, that is be sensual to the seasons and so on.

Maybe a white bread or a stone has the same self awareness.

@georgetakei Although I do not understand it, I like the humor of republicans.
@georgetakei accuse the others of what you are doing
@georgetakei pretty sure the potato is more self aware if we're being real...

@georgetakei

Self Awareness of a Potato.

What a horrible insult to the Potatoes of the world.

Whiskey Pete Hegseth is living in a cloud.

Of Alcohol Fumes, Brain Dead would be a compliment to his intellectual ability.

THE BIGGEST WAR MACHINE ON THE PLANET

Fascist usa

@georgetakei He looks like one of Buffy's vampires. Creepy.

@georgetakei

Unfair on potatoes. They respond to perceived changes around them.
He's more like a brick. Useless on his own, only temporarily stable among his fellows even with the support of added chemical agents. And made of clay.

@georgetakei
Weapons and missiles serve to improve the well-being of the capitalist class.

@georgetakei

Fascists:
Lack of self awareness becomes lack of public interest.

The last time humans flirted with this level of murderous myopic disfunction the costs came in human and capital terms.

But now the specie extinction cost will be added, it is unacknowledged by those addicts who routinely pass on the costs to the public, but now there won't be a public left to pass extinction on to!

Game over!

@georgetakei -heard his staff call him 'Whiskey Pete'. Aprapos nicknames don't happen everyday. Perhaps perpepectives could change...maybe a wicked sunspot incident frys the 'net...or enough volcanic activity to ground all the private sky yatchs(G6s) for a few months.

@georgetakei

We must be very clear to the incoming #Democrats. Not sending these people to the #Hague, is *not* an option that is on the table.

@georgetakei and even that is an insult for the poor innocent potato and a compliment to Kegseth. πŸ›’οΈ You can't really insult them, as the GOP ppl are the worst, there is no comparison.