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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”
Mister Wanko@batkaren this is a terrible anecdote. no one at the restaurant had access to hammer to bury in Saxon's stupid face?
Log 🪵@MisterWanko @batkaren We're I serving, rather than dishonor my restaurant, I think I'd just mention that special off-menu orders for the scions of fascist jackoffs would be $10000 apiece, and the so-called richest man in the US would have to pay cash in advance because X stock might drop too far before the bill is presented.
@log @batkaren These situations are fascinating to me. I wonder how often the owner is such an inveterate capitalist that they would cater to this level of entitlement. When you speak of honor or dishonor, it makes me wonder what someone's restaurant is all /about/, that the concept of honor comes into play.
@MisterWanko @batkaren The profit of the restaurant goes to the owner, but the honor of the restaurant belongs to its workers.
jimfl@batkaren Why would a billionaire ever, ever eat at a place where they couldn’t get anything they wanted, instantly, delivered by embarrassingly obsequious staff?
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Hoarse e-Books@batkaren Elon misspelled “debased.”
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That Old Guy with the Beard@batkaren …and then you were teleported to Waffle House, where they *also* didn’t provide a Honda Accord or any other model.
That 𝕏 guy is such an idiot.
Hteph@IanAMartin @batkaren I think referring to him as the Twitter-twat would annoy him more than giving in to his "renaming everything to X-something" fixation.
SkjeggtrollI think anyone who's been named "Saxon" by their parents has the right to act up a little.
CheapPontoon@batkaren
File this under stories tweeted in order to establish plausibility that he actually sees his children.
File this under stories tweeted in order to establish plausibility that he actually sees his children.
sabik@CheapPontoon @batkaren
It's not even that plausible; ordering a glass of milk isn't going to stun anyone, while ordering a cheeseburger at a fancy restaurant is more something out of a movie (The Menu; 2022), unless Saxon was like ten at the time, in which case it's also entirely unremarkable
It's not even that plausible; ordering a glass of milk isn't going to stun anyone, while ordering a cheeseburger at a fancy restaurant is more something out of a movie (The Menu; 2022), unless Saxon was like ten at the time, in which case it's also entirely unremarkable
Sir David Nielsen@batkaren @lisamelton he learned this entitled behavior somewhere, I wonder where Elon?
BenderIsGreat34@batkaren @jalefkowit So he’s just openly admitting that he’s done a terrible job raising his super spoilt brat of a kid. And it’s not being “based” - it’s called being a spoilt bratty dick.
mausmalone@batkaren at least he named the kid appropriately because he really is a sack's son
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Eris Renée@batkaren that’s so based.