I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren …and then you were teleported to Waffle House, where they *also* didn’t provide a Honda Accord or any other model.

That 𝕏 guy is such an idiot.

@IanAMartin @batkaren I think referring to him as the Twitter-twat would annoy him more than giving in to his "renaming everything to X-something" fixation.