batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)2d ago
I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”
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File this under stories tweeted in order to establish plausibility that he actually sees his children.
Mar 22 at 12:02amWeb
Show threadsabik1d ago
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It's not even that plausible; ordering a glass of milk isn't going to stun anyone, while ordering a cheeseburger at a fancy restaurant is more something out of a movie (The Menu; 2022), unless Saxon was like ten at the time, in which case it's also entirely unremarkable