Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

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Have you ever been sat on by a cat?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

Yes
No
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@catsalad always against my will
@catsalad if there are any people not being sat on by a cat, I'll volunteer to sit in their laps!
@catsalad are we planning to go through all the species..?
@tymwol It's for science! 
I see Rhinoceros | Midnight in Paris

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@tymwol @catsalad
I, for one, have never been sat on by a rhinoceros.
@catsalad Never sat on a crow? Who would do such a thing?
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@catsalad Should also ask how many have been cat owners vs not
@froztbyte also the poor souls that have the wrong kind of histamine @catsalad
@catsalad It really depends on the cat. My mom's cat would climb on my chest. One of the cats my wife and I have now likes to lie against our hips but not on top of us, and the other will climb on my wife's chest but not mine.
@catsalad current cat doesn't sit on laps but likes boxes. So that’s the compromise.
@catsalad old cat was like: "Oh that's a nice place to sleep for the next few hours!"
@fehlfarbe @catsalad Those tortillas turned out a bit burnt.
@catsalad proud cat bed person. Murphy the 22lb Maine Coon (rest in purrs) would pomf on my chest and purr in my face while I was watching teev.
@catsalad I suspect that the typical Fediverse denizen is feline biased. Your scientific survey may have statistical flaws. 😸
@catsalad You know the cat really likes you if they stand on you for a long time
@catsalad typing this while a cat is sat on me
@venite @catsalad +3 (cats, currently on me)
@catsalad used to have a cat that would sit on my shoulders while I did work on my computer. She would just wrap herself around like a scarf and purr :3
@jadedtwin @catsalad i have sputnik for that. Sometimes he tries to nap, but doesn’t work.
@catsalad I'm allergic to cats, which means that most cats love me and want to hang out with/on me whenever they meet me. :-P
@catsalad Though it occurs to me that there's a very real likelihood most people have never been sat on by a lizard.
@catsalad For those unlucky enough to have never been sat on by a cat, come to my house. A cat will find your lap, guaranteed.

@catsalad

STOP SITTING ON CROWS! unless they beg for it 🫦

@cR0w

It seems you are not entirely against being sat on. Any preferences?

@catsalad

@thehole @catsalad Not all crows are into it. But those that are, really are. 

@cR0w @thehole @catsalad The collective noun for a crow is a murder of crows. For a reason.

Signed

Another crow

@humanhorseshoes @cR0w @catsalad
my duck brain is confused because your name says that you're human after all, but here you say that you are a crow.
naak?
@thehole @cR0w @catsalad Yeah its hard for a crow to type
@cR0w @thehole @catsalad See your Taiwanese crow brother on TV on Kevin Tsais shoulder https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8qVlLoLGnPA
小S一句話讓人暴怒!! 這句話是什麼呢?!【康熙來了 #shorts 】

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@cR0w @catsalad i sat on a bunch of crows at the movies years ago when my brother spilled half his box of Crows™ in my seat.
@cR0w @catsalad Oi Cat! Don't sit on… IDK, I only have the dog one

@cR0w
Oh dear heavens, I thought these posts were about sitting on CRONES.

@catsalad

@catsalad you sat on a bird much smaller than you 😰
@Kierkegaanks @catsalad I'm sure it was on accident. (Unless the crow planned it.)

@catsalad

I'm being sat on by a cat right now!

@catsalad the saddest "no" ever :<
@catsalad isn't that like half the point of humans?