Humphrey Archer

@screwturn
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60+ three-time immigrant, whose life in Africa, Australia, and America, work with industrial and medical quality & safety, and obsession with mortality data and accidents, results in morbid short stories.

I write fiction #shortstories that are like “Final Destination” meets “The Monkey’s Paw” (W. W. Jacobs, 1902). A little bit Poe, a touch of Dahl, and a hint of Gorey.

When I am not writing, I do bare-bow archery, walk a husky, and pick up other people's litter.
#writer #author #fiction

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Hashtags#book #bookreview #readmydamnbook

Hey #readers, here's a free #shortstory for you

This will be for you if you like #DarkFiction, #Macabre #Fiction, or #CautionaryTales

#Booktoot #bookstodon #bookmastodon #bookish #books #bookrecommendations #booklovers #bookcommunity #readingcommunity #reading #book #bookblogger #bookblog

A Tale of Reflux, Red Flags, & a Hospital Retreat Gone Wrong | www.PhysiciansWeekly.com https://share.google/C3usKRKRqJcsotMUC

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A Tale of Reflux, Red Flags, & a Hospital Retreat Gone Wrong | www.PhysiciansWeekly.com

When a retreat pushes hospital dysfunction to its limits, a surgeon applies clinical precision to a problem HR can’t solve.

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Abigail is a very energetic person, and is now retired. She throws herself into things with gusto, focus, and physical strength. She was the head of surgery before she retired.

What was her specialty?

Offer an alternative if none of these fit iyo

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Sometimes, a story that starts with owls and ends with murder, is the right and proper way that things should be.

By Bashir Sultani

#Art

"For years, creatives have been told the same thing: put everything online, post constantly, build a brand, grow an audience.

And then we centralized all of culture onto, like… three websites.

Three massive platforms where artists uploaded their personalities, faces, voices, writing, humor, emotional lives, and intellectual property. Not because we were naïve, but because opting out meant professional invisibility.

And now all of that material has been mass-scraped, automated, repackaged, and fed into systems designed to imitate the very people who were told they had to participate in order to survive.

I think that’s the real tragedy for artists: there was no meaningful way to refuse."

By Tova, taken from "#AI Stole My Face And Made Me A Digital Flesh Puppet" https://cheftova.substack.com/p/ai-stole-my-face-and-made-me-a-digital

AI Stole My Face And Made Me A Digital Flesh Puppet

Why is AI Letting the Internet Run a Train on My Identity

Tova | Disrupting Nicely

Lest we forget: Obama secured the Iran deal without starting a war, shutting down the Strait of Hormuz, or losing a single American life.

But please, tell me more about how “toughness” requires body bags.

At some point, murdering private equity barons is going to become fashionable, and is likely to start when the quilting crowd realize they can't get curved needles because the shop was bought with debt, the debt was added to the shop, and staff and stock were ejected by the new owners.

Thank you so much to #RedTeamTools for sponsoring me for the upcoming conference I'm teaching at.

@deviantollam was kind enough to send me enough 2-piece kits to cover expected participants, and apparently there's another delivery on the way with some door straps and other goodies 🥰

BTW, you can get your own starter kits here: https://www.redteamtools.com/learn-about-lockpicking-kit/ (I also highly recommend Dev's book)

#Locksport #Lockpicking #Tools

For everyone saying "immigrate to Europe! You'll be safe here" I want to cram this chart in their face...

Every one of your fucking countries is 1-2 elections from being fascist yourselves. And no end in sight. Sure, Trump's America is bad. But being an immigrant in any fascist nation is really bad too.

God I'm sick of all the "it couldn't happen here"isms

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