myrmepropagandistA woman made love to over 24 ghosts and now she will marry one of them.
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she found her boo
*ducks*
*barrage of vegetables all fail to hit their mark*
ranjit@futurebird I think my vegetable* would have hit you but only because I am very bad at throwing.
* I’m thinking I’d throw a horned melon - they look threatening but aren’t actually very pointy
lemgandi
Pastor of Muppets@futurebird I want you to know how proud I am of you for doing this. You have made the world a little bit worse, in the best way.
Iron Pencil Statue 
@futurebird the Boochelorette?
(Sorry your joke is loads better)
Rory
P_______X@futurebird Good one, @futurebird.
Josh 
@futurebird boo! Booooo!
(I don’t know if I’m expressing a positive or negative reaction here.)
Peter...and sent to the 16yo.
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@futurebird hopefully it's not Phil Spector.
karamazov1879@futurebird What the hell can you say to that?
Bill Ricker(by reputation, there are tags for this precis on AO3. I prefer your pun; thank you, I will be sharing this with the AO3 fans in my life.)
australopithecus
(dubious) opinion haver 
@futurebird Congratulations you’re a dad now
Inga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@farah @futurebird even with this hint I still don't get it :(
@IngaLovinde @futurebird I just meant that was such a dad joke
@farah @futurebird and I meant that I don't get it even knowing it's a dad joke...
@IngaLovinde @futurebird Oh, sometimes people call others they love - my boo. And being a ghost also mean saying boo… so..
@IngaLovinde @futurebird I think my boo is a variation of my beau but I could be wrong
John Maxwell@futurebird - The others ghosted her after.
alvin 👍 🥉@jmax @futurebird she must have spooked them?
Consensus Tullyality@futurebird the side-eye I just got from my husband…
Ron Jeffries@futurebird
Stop. 😀
Stop. 😀
llewelly@futurebird boo made boo boo?
JackMexBetter loved than ghosted
Jürgen HubertBut what if the ghost dumps her?
https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/The_Ghostly_Suitor_on_Hartenstein_Castle
jorny@futurebird
More of this. Please!
More of this. Please!
Bob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱Go far away with that type of talk. LOL