A woman made love to over 24 ghosts and now she will marry one of them.

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she found her boo

*ducks*

*barrage of vegetables all fail to hit their mark*

@futurebird I think my vegetable* would have hit you but only because I am very bad at throwing.

* I’m thinking I’d throw a horned melon - they look threatening but aren’t actually very pointy

@futurebird

ZOMFG have you seen this? https://www.antscan.info/

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@futurebird I want you to know how proud I am of you for doing this. You have made the world a little bit worse, in the best way.