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WandreCanada 4h ago

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution.

#WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=LinkedIn+speak

Kagi Translate

Kagi Translate uses powerful AI models to instantly and accurately translate any content in any language.

@catsalad Wait - Kagi now uses AI?

Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)5h ago

@AAKL @catsalad it has certain opt-in features, yes. I don't use them…although the joke translations is perhaps the best use I've ever seen of LLMs 🤣

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@AAKL Yeah, they enshittified some :/

@catsalad I guess based on what @jaredwhite said, we can only hope for a good joke.

Mo Ⓐ☭🇵🇸3h ago

@AAKL @catsalad unironically this is a task that LLMs are built to excel in -- transforming text from one form to another using statistics

@MoBlack @catsalad Not in language translation they don't, especially colloquialisms and lesser-known languages. Some of the translations I've seen are laughable.

Mo Ⓐ☭🇵🇸2h ago

@AAKL @catsalad the transformer architecture and attention mechanism were designed to improve machine translation by allowing words to be translated in the context of the words that came before in the sentence. And it's bad compared to a professional human, haha

:hal_9000:5h ago

@catsalad
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=the+quick+brown+fox+jumpos+over+the+lazy+dog
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=mckinsey+consultant&text=Agility+is+the+key+to+success.+%F0%9F%A6%8A%F0%9F%92%A8+I%E2%80%99m+thrilled+to+share+how+a+proactive+approach+%28the+quick+brown+fox%29+allows+us+to+leapfrog+over+stagnant+challenges+%28the+lazy+dog%29+and+achieve+peak+performance.+%F0%9F%9A%80%0A%0AIn+today%E2%80%99s+fast-paced+market%2C+you+have+to+stay+nimble.+Are+you+jumping+over+obstacles+or+just+watching+them+sleep%3F+Let%E2%80%99s+connect+and+discuss+how+we+can+optimize+your+workflow%21+%F0%9F%93%88%E2%9C%A8%0A%0A%23Agility+%23GrowthMindset+%23Innovation+%23Leadership+%23Efficiency+%23Success

Kagi Translate

Kagi Translate uses powerful AI models to instantly and accurately translate any content in any language.

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)5h ago

@catsalad I am thrilled to announce that I am actively engaging in high-impact, tactile interactions with miniature nasal interfaces to drive joy and foster meaningful connections. #Leadership #Innovation #Networking #BestPractices

Andrew Deacon 5h ago

@alice @catsalad You’re Booping kitties again arnt you.

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)5h ago

@aadeacon those snoots aren't gonna boop themselves!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

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@catsalad @alice seconded

NatTheCat 5h ago

@catsalad @alice thirded

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k3ym𖺀 5h ago

@alice @catsalad I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just successfully completed a major internal release. This process was all about letting go of what no longer serves me to make room for new growth. It’s a reminder that sometimes, you have to push through the discomfort to achieve a sense of relief and clarity. Grateful for the output and ready to tackle the next challenge! #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #ProcessOptimization #Relief

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John Maxwell 5h ago

@alice @catsalad *boop* to you too.

Captain of the SS El Faro 4h ago

@alice @catsalad Prioritizing radical self-care and intentional recovery today to optimize long-term sustainable performance. 🛌✨ Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is hit the reset button and invest in your mental well-being. #SelfCare #BurnoutPrevention #WorkLifeBalance #sustainablegrowth

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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4h ago

@jb that's funny, I had literally just responded "It's like Munchalice by Proxy" to someone when I got this notification.

neofox_floof_laptop

did my instance just… lag?

oh no

@jb @alice @catsalad

I put "my penis is shrinking" in the bot and this is what I got

I am currently navigating a period of significant downsizing and streamlining within my personal core infrastructure. This strategic reduction in scale is part of a broader commitment to lean optimization and maximizing efficiency in high-impact environments. #GrowthMindset #Optimization #PersonalBranding #AgileTransformation

@jb @alice @catsalad

I'm laughing way too much

@jb @alice @catsalad

only ethical use of LLM that isn't shit: making people laugh

@jb @alice @catsalad

snowyfox 3h ago

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DeltaWye 3h ago

@jb This is CURSED

@jb
@alice @catsalad

Paging @morachbeag

Sharlatan 2h ago

@alice @catsalad

Today, our leadership team introduced some exciting new AI-driven initiatives to the engineering department! 🚀 It's inspiring to see how we're embracing cutting-edge innovation to streamline our workflows and drive digital transformation. Grateful to be part of a forward-thinking organization that's constantly pushing the boundaries of what's possible. #Innovation #AI #Leadership #FutureOfWork #EngineeringExcellence

Rad und Tat 4h ago

@catsalad While I like the idea of @kagihq search, the fact that they are pushing AI (including Grok!) and remain on X is a big red flag to me.

pinkmommie 5h ago

@catsalad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@catsalad absolutely the correct use of this feature. Amazing.

FurballsNHairballs 5h ago

InsiderTreat 5h ago

@catsalad I'm starting to understand why you've been starting new jobs so often lately.

@catsalad I just had a major "disruptive event" that completely shifted the environment and woke up my key stakeholders. It was a powerful reminder that when you push for results, sometimes you over-deliver in ways you didn't anticipate. Embracing the mess and pivoting quickly! #GrowthMindset #Transparency #Disruption

(I farted loud enough to wake the cat and shat myself)

Maddad ☑️4h ago

😂 😆 😂

Pauliehedron ✅

@catsalad Sometimes subscriptions are worth it.

狐ヴィクシー 4h ago

@catsalad Your primary stakeholder in the domestic sphere is a passionate advocate for non-traditional organizational structures and authentic self-expression.

狐ヴィクシー 4h ago

@catsalad
Even LinkedIn translate agrees.

@catsalad I am thrilled to announce that I have recently navigated a high-pressure situation that required immediate, decisive action and a complete pivot in my personal resource management. This experience has taught me the importance of agility, rapid response, and the necessity of a fresh start when facing unexpected internal challenges. #GrowthMindset #Agility #Resilience #LessonsLearned

:kura_explode:3h ago

@catsalad We recommend initiating an immediate cessation of the current duplication workflow to mitigate operational friction. Subsequently, please execute a strategic withdrawal of your primary asset, ensuring the application of high-viscosity lubricants to facilitate a seamless transition and optimize resource preservation.

renegadespork 3h ago

@catsalad This is the best thing LLMs have ever done. Pack it up, those billions of dollars were worth it.

✨メッツォ✨

I am thrilled to share how JD Vance is disrupting the furniture industry through deep, hands-on engagement with office assets. It’s all about maximizing comfort and exploring unconventional synergies between leadership and interior design. #Innovation #Disruption #ThoughtLeadership #FurnitureEngagement

@catsalad A sand paper event we must assume 🤨

cody rhodes 3h ago

That sounds like a tough situation, but it’s good to see you keeping a strong focus on safety and coordination. Challenges like this really highlight how important proper alignment between teams is.

Glad to hear HR and maintenance are actively supporting—hope everything gets resolved quickly and smoothly.

C.W. Williams 🇺🇦 🌊🇨🇦🦑🇬3h ago

@catsalad
Was he using the enlarger?

notanowl 3h ago

@catsalad SWIFTER PLEASE

Rachel Rawlings 2h ago

@catsalad Document *cough* reproduction?

@catsalad it is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

EndicottRoad59 2h ago

@catsalad You put it in there, you pull it out!

Æ Sea F.2h ago

@catsalad translated back to English:

My hand got stuck in the copier. It hurts like hell and I'm an idiot. Now I have to talk to HR and wait for some guy to come fix the machine I broke.

Carlos Solís 2h ago

Somebody took the "document reproduction hardware" description too literally

@catsalad still slop thought, right? Burns just as much energy and wastes just as much water?

@catsalad im dyign