k3ym𖺀

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principal killswitch engineer. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.
 





i larp as a normie. 


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k3ym𖺀5h ago
Stephen Brooks 🦆5h ago
They got quite a lot further out in their orbit last night. Trans-Lunar injection burn is this evening. #space #NASA #Moon #ArtemisII
k3ym𖺀1d ago

printer not working.

mini panic attack as the trauma of troubleshooting printer's in the past resurfaces.

sacrifices dank_memes folder to the recycle bin to appease the IT gods.

decides to procrastinate troubleshooting.

RIP my dank memes folder.

k3ym𖺀1d ago

You cannot grep your way out of gerrymandering. You cannot load-balance a Senate filibuster. You cannot patch regulatory capture. There is no apt-get install functional-democracy.

Legislative gridlock exists because it is working as intended for the people with the power to change it. That's not a bug. That's a feature someone is paying $800/hour to maintain.

k3ym𖺀1d ago
Alex Kretzschmar1d ago

Brutal.

When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

k3ym𖺀1d ago
sudo apt-get install enlightenment

This package is maintained by NeuraLink Corp.

Continue? [Y/n]
k3ym𖺀1d ago
uname -a

HomoSapiens 2026.3 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Oct 23
00:00:01 UTC 70000BC

uptime: concerning

load average: 11.4, extinction_event,
please_advise
k3ym𖺀1d ago
sudo systemctl start human-obsolescence.service

Started.
k3ym𖺀1d ago
sudo apt-get install functional-democracy
k3ym𖺀1d ago
Show threadJohn Timaeus1d ago

@da_667 @DaveMWilburn @k3ym0

DNS logs, a well built forwarding chain, and a properly tuned dashboard will trigger on this in a few hundreds of milliseconds.

But how many enterprises have that? We're still trying to convince people that naked RDP on the Internet is a bad idea, and that industrial control systems shouldn't ship with open telnet and default creds.

k3ym𖺀3d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116315164540918597

This makes me heart so happy 🥰