k3ym𖺀

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principal killswitch engineer. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.
 





i larp as a normie. 


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k3ym𖺀12h ago
Em 12h ago
Incredibly reasonable minimal take:
Make Trillionaires and Billionaires Millionaires again.
k3ym𖺀1d ago
B'ad Samurai 2d ago

RE: https://vmst.io/@intrepidhero/116681172160789282

The outdoors are for everyone and a place folx can heal.

https://www.queermountaineers.com/
https://qpochikers.com/
https://www.outventures.org/

k3ym𖺀1d ago

PSA for anyone still running NetScaler as a SAML IdP

CVE-2026-3055 (memory overread, CVSS 9.3) is on CISA KEV and getting hammered in the wild. Leaks session tokens and creds straight out of process memory. It's also a CVE Interlock is associated with, and they love healthcare.

Patch the appliance, but if you've got a FortiGate in front of it, drop an IPS profile on and virtual-patch it today. Signature's live.

Alert: https://www.fortiguard.com/outbreak-alert/citrix-netscaler-memory-overread

Interlock: https://www.fortiguard.com/threat-actor/6384

#infosec #CVE #NetScaler #ransomware

k3ym𖺀May 28
B'ad Samurai May 27

Can we get some orca pods through the locks?

#seattle

k3ym𖺀May 28
Gerry McGovernMay 28

AI Data Centers Don't Use as Much Water as You Think

They actually use far more! But Big Tech has done such a good job as buying off politicians over the years, that the public is not allowed to know the true and total impact of data centers in their community.

Big Tech uses punitive NDAs and all sorts of other laws and tricks to hide from the public how much public water they are using.

k3ym𖺀May 20
Ariadne Conill 🐰May 9
I fucking love Seattle ❤️ #SeattleNatureWalk
k3ym𖺀May 17
B'ad Samurai May 15

Catte meoware! Nice. I forgive you Forti.

https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/purelogs-delivery-via-pawsrunner-steganography

k3ym𖺀May 17
Street Art UtopiaMay 17

Seen near Holborn Station, on the route of the Unite the Kingdom rally. By the artist Frank Riot.

The poster says it better than most speeches:

When the scapegoats are gone, the borders are fortified, and the hatred has done its damage, the cost of living will still rise, the NHS will still be dying, and corporate vultures will still be picking our lives apart.

Who will they blame then?

What will they have gained?

A badge for barbarism against a backdrop of decay.

k3ym𖺀May 8
BleepingComputer [Unofficial]May 8

Trellix source code breach claimed by RansomHouse hackers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/trellix-source-code-breach-claimed-by-ransomhouse-hackers/

k3ym𖺀May 6
I did goatse that coming.