Finally giving in to the remorseless tide of fashion and buying big jeans
3 time loser on jeopardy & wool merchant
she/her
chicago
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historic drystone sheep dyke
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Whenever someone at my shop buys something that costs $18 it comes to $19.84 with tax and i always say "your total is literally 1984" and today someone finally laughed
I'm so twisted that talking to me made chatgpt psychotic 😈
My dad got a report showing how one of his genes has decided to defy 500 million years of vertebrate evolution
AI voice on phone: hello. this is an automated call from Google. a customer has asked if you sell: hacky sacks.
Me: ...no?
AI voice on phone: thank you. goodbye
I hope everyone on the last ever Spirit flight got free buzzballz and just let it fuckin rip
I’m willing to accept a lot of strained acronyms but this is a bridge too far
RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116495643073086768
Before I pass judgment on this i need to know if 12D was watching reels on their phone with no headphones
l̸̹̍̀a̸̜͋̐͜k̴̼͗̽͆̈́ḛ̵͗̈́ͅthe US department of agriculture has this 1986 zine on snail farming on their website
incredible
