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3 time loser on jeopardy & wool merchant
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historic drystone sheep dyke
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Book tip: when you only have room for two illustrations, make sure one of them is a fish urethra
The problem with gen alpha is that nobody is mastering Greek, Latin, Hebrew, Sanskrit, German, logic, mathematics, and the viola by the tender age of nine
I just learned that this is the name of my dad’s urologist and before you ask yes he goes by Dick
Still not as good as this exchange i witnessed last weekend while katie and i were approaching a university building after hours
teen 1, to us: they're lowkey closed
katie: i got a key card
teen 2, to teen 1, as they're walking away: she just mogged you bro
Zoomer in my shop: "not my fortunes looking up..."
Getting excruciating mental whiplash from the auto inserted ads in the In Our Time podcast
Jason Lefkowitz@hannah "A ragtag group of farmers and tradesmen came together to defeat the greatest military the world had ever known." Finally, Vietnam gets the recognition it deserves