Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Waymo ambulance service is on it's way
Mar 5 at 12:33amWeb
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 5
@catsalad waymo ambulance service has driven into a small creek
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5
@GroupNebula563 Tesla Robo-tow-truck is on it's way
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 5
@catsalad how much we betting that *also* ends up in the creek. probably on fire, too
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5
@GroupNebula563 Don't worry! The Cruise Firetruck is on it's way
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 5
@catsalad oh god
Show threadlp0 on fire Mar 5
@GroupNebula563 @catsalad, well, that's what it gets for being on “it is way”. 🤔
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 5
@lp0_on_fire @catsalad it’s not the techbros’ fault they didn’t pay attention in school
Show threadbazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵Mar 5
@catsalad I've changed my mind, just let me bleed out then 🩸😬
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 5

@catsalad

is that waymos used as ambulances or ambulances to fetch broken waymos? :)

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5

@paul_ipv6 Part of Waymo's pay-as-you-go 911 services!

Just load strap yourself into the Waymo Gurney!

Show threadNuclear OatmealMar 5

@catsalad @paul_ipv6

I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling better.

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5
@NuclearOatmeal @paul_ipv6 Until the next Waymo runs over you
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 5

@NuclearOatmeal @catsalad

"i think i'll go for a walk..."

Show threadJeff GriggMar 5

@catsalad @paul_ipv6

Wamos -- just the way to get there in a hurry when it's an emergency!

https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDrivingCars/comments/1rfu3mo/comical_multiwaymo_interaction_at_an_intersection/

Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 5

@JeffGrigg @catsalad

waymos. speeding their way to the scene of the accident.

Show threadRyan Castellucci (they/them) Mar 5

@catsalad @paul_ipv6 scratches the paint off the logo

Why does this say "DocWagon" underneath?

Show threadSarcastiCanadianMar 5
@catsalad "I called 911 because I thought I might be having a heart attack. The ambulance drove over my legs and now I can't walk. But at least I'm not having a heart attack..."
Show threadQuixoticgeekMar 5
@catsalad so the waymo car can automatically dispatch an ambulance to the person it just ran over ?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5
@quixoticgeek Double the profits!
Show threadVissMar 5
@catsalad how many people does it run over on the way? does it stop for them too?
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 5

@Viss @catsalad

it should. great way to drum up more business. run 'em over, then bring 'em in.

Show threadj_anglissMar 5
@paul_ipv6 @Viss @catsalad I envision a row of waymo ambulances following each other picking up the casualties the one before it caused. And then randomly stopping and honking at each other.
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 5

@j_angliss @Viss @catsalad

ah, the ford production line model, updated. ;)

Show threadVarxMar 5
@Viss @catsalad how many? Way mo.
Show threadClickyMcTickerMar 5
@Viss @catsalad That nets you a cheaper rate for using Waymo ambulance group ride.
Show threadChon TorresMar 5
@catsalad the siren better be “way-mo way-mo way-mo”
Show threadJohn Q McDonaldMar 5
@catsalad Hard NO
Show threadPaul NichollsMar 5
@catsalad You'll hear it coming, as it wails its name by way of a siren: "WAY-mo, WAY-mo"
Show threadVelvetMar 5
@catsalad might as well just kill me...
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 5
@velvet Sorry, that's the Waymo police service
Show threadVelvetMar 5
@catsalad oh good, no trouble escaping from them ​​
Show threadIchinin   ✅🎯🙄Mar 5
@catsalad Better than ride sharing ambulances...
Show threadSimon ZerafaMar 5

@catsalad

Followed by the Uber Undertakers? 😕