Waymo ambulance service is on it's way
@catsalad waymo ambulance service has driven into a small creek
@GroupNebula563 Tesla Robo-tow-truck is on it's way
@catsalad how much we betting that *also* ends up in the creek. probably on fire, too
@GroupNebula563 @catsalad, well, that's what it gets for being on “it is way”. 🤔
@lp0_on_fire @catsalad it’s not the techbros’ fault they didn’t pay attention in school
@catsalad I've changed my mind, just let me bleed out then 🩸😬

@catsalad

is that waymos used as ambulances or ambulances to fetch broken waymos? :)

@paul_ipv6 Part of Waymo's pay-as-you-go 911 services!

Just load strap yourself into the Waymo Gurney!

@catsalad @paul_ipv6

I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling better.

@JeffGrigg @catsalad

waymos. speeding their way to the scene of the accident.

@catsalad @paul_ipv6 scratches the paint off the logo

Why does this say "DocWagon" underneath?

@catsalad "I called 911 because I thought I might be having a heart attack. The ambulance drove over my legs and now I can't walk. But at least I'm not having a heart attack..."
@catsalad so the waymo car can automatically dispatch an ambulance to the person it just ran over ?
@catsalad how many people does it run over on the way? does it stop for them too?

@Viss @catsalad

it should. great way to drum up more business. run 'em over, then bring 'em in.

@paul_ipv6 @Viss @catsalad I envision a row of waymo ambulances following each other picking up the casualties the one before it caused. And then randomly stopping and honking at each other.

@j_angliss @Viss @catsalad

ah, the ford production line model, updated. ;)

@Viss @catsalad how many? Way mo.
@Viss @catsalad That nets you a cheaper rate for using Waymo ambulance group ride.
@catsalad the siren better be “way-mo way-mo way-mo”
@catsalad You'll hear it coming, as it wails its name by way of a siren: "WAY-mo, WAY-mo"
@catsalad might as well just kill me...
@velvet Sorry, that's the Waymo police service
@catsalad oh good, no trouble escaping from them ​
@catsalad Better than ride sharing ambulances...

@catsalad

Followed by the Uber Undertakers? 😕