Ryan Castellucci (they/them) 

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Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US⮕UK).

My continuing mission:
To explore strange new platforms.
To seek out new bugs and new software.
To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!

I'm suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https://enby.org.uk

https://justmytoots.com/@ryanc@infosec.exchange

#hacker #nonbinary

Pronounsthey/them
LocationLondon, UK
Websitehttps://rya.nc
Githubhttps://github.com/ryancdotorg
Blueskyhttps://bsky.app/profile/rya.nc
Frankly all of this is still true

Sooo, my company have opened up for volunteer redundancies, if anyone needs or is hiring for a senior dotnet/python/rust dev who's entire personality is "I like making cool things work", I'm open

Some of my highlight include

- I wrote the entire train driver licencing management system for all of Great Britain, on my own, in a few weeks, with a completely unfamiliar stack

- Successfully defended the aforementioned project directly to the cabinet office when they blocked it and allowed it to continue to be deployed

- Once built a 64 bit computer in vanilla Java Minecraft (no command blocks)

- Worked on nuclear, medical, and autonomous driving systems, cannot talk about this too much, but this does mean I can absolutely talk your ear off about the importance of strict vigilance in software engineering

#fediHire #dotnet #python #rust

happy trans day of vengeance 🏳️‍⚧️

Today is the annual #TransDayOfVisibility.

*waves at all the lovely trans people here*. I am delighted to share this space with you.

There is still so much more than we - cis people - can and must do to make the world safer and friendlier for trans people.

#TDOV #PSA - Cis folks, trans people don’t like it when you compliment us on how brave and resilient we are, because the only reason we have to be brave and resilient is because you don’t stand up to other cis people and tell them to leave us alone. So go do that, please.
they call it CORS because it will cors you to have a migraine
I had to get this idea out of my head. #TheyLive #LLM

🎺 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

If a post doesn't apply to you, there is no need to tell the poster that it doesn't apply to you. No one cares. They aren't keeping a list of who it doesn't apply to.

If someone posts "Buckle up when you drive" and you don't drive... you don't need to reply.

If someone says "Bake the bread at 375f" and you don't bake... you don't need to reply.

Follow this simple rule and you can help make the Fedi a better place for everyone!

Thank you.

The UK's Technical Advisory Board (which fits in with the investigatory powers framework) is looking for two new members.

One independent, the other "industry" (meaning "can represent the interests of telecoms operators"):

Industry: https://apply-for-public-appointment.service.gov.uk/roles/9271

Independent: https://apply-for-public-appointment.service.gov.uk/roles/9270

UK nationals only, and applicants must be willing to go through DV security clearance.

Appointment details – Technical Advisory Board Industry Member – Apply for a public appointment – GOV.UK

A thing that never stops being funny to me is that electoral reform is stymied by the fact there are separate camps who want instant-runoff voting, Condorcet ranked voting, and proportional representation, and they don't cooperate. Seriously one of the funniest things to happen in human history. First Past the Post has a plurality of support so it wins every engagement. First Past the Post wins by First Past the Post rules.