ChrisMar 4
JA Westenberg
Every suburb in Australia has a bloke who's been "nearly finished" renovating his bathroom for 4 years. The tiles are in. The grout is not. He has opinions about grout. He will share them. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The grout is coming and so is the monologue.
Mar 4 at 4:15amTypefully
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@Daojoan "grout" is one, if not the weirdest word in the English language.
Show threadDigital GeeneryMar 9
@mavu @Daojoan What do you mean. It is the same as trout, pout, ond out. It's a pretty regular word unlike "colonel".
Show threadvandenberglegsMar 4
@Daojoan I see you've met my uncle. Their house was half renovated when we visited in the 90s, and was still half-finished when he sold it in the 2010s.
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@Daojoan When you’re tiled of the bathroom renovation monologue just tell him that you’ve grout to be going home.
Show threadRichard the Brave 🇨🇦Mar 4
@Daojoan you sound groutchy
Show threaddjohngoMar 4
@Daojoan The extent to which I am spiritually this guy, despite not being Australian, having no intention to ever DIY a bathroom reno, and being devoid of any opinions at about grout whatsoever, is both disturbing and hopeful to me.