Every suburb in Australia has a bloke who's been "nearly finished" renovating his bathroom for 4 years. The tiles are in. The grout is not. He has opinions about grout. He will share them. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The grout is coming and so is the monologue.
@Daojoan The extent to which I am spiritually this guy, despite not being Australian, having no intention to ever DIY a bathroom reno, and being devoid of any opinions at about grout whatsoever, is both disturbing and hopeful to me.