Every suburb in Australia has a bloke who's been "nearly finished" renovating his bathroom for 4 years. The tiles are in. The grout is not. He has opinions about grout. He will share them. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The grout is coming and so is the monologue.
@Daojoan "grout" is one, if not the weirdest word in the English language.
@mavu @Daojoan What do you mean. It is the same as trout, pout, ond out. It's a pretty regular word unlike "colonel".