JanMikusinskiFeb 26
Kagi HQ

Kagi Translate can be used to generate McKinsey consultant speak:

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=McKinsey+consultant

Feb 26 at 12:48amWeb
Show threadJohn Francis ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ชโฌ†๏ธFeb 26
@kagihq fun sending the McKinsey output to Jamaican Patois
Show threadMurray - PaperpostsFeb 26
@johnefrancis @kagihq i just tried McKinsey to Gen Z, fabulous
Show threadQuinn NortonFeb 26
@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq this is so elegantly cursed af
Show threadRRBFeb 26

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq It does well for French insults into McKinsey. Interestingly, If I mark the French insults as being German, then McKinsey gets to be really vulgar.

I appreciate that.

Show threadJohn Francis ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ชโฌ†๏ธFeb 26
@rrb @paperposts @kagihq show us! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Show threadRRBFeb 26
@johnefrancis @paperposts @kagihq
One of my favorite French insults.
Show threadRRBFeb 26
@johnefrancis @paperposts @kagihq The vulgar translation into McKinsey does not do the literal french meaning justice, though.
Show threadBenoรฎt Rรฉgent-KloecknerFeb 27
@rrb @johnefrancis @paperposts @kagihq This insult is hopefully getting abandoned at least around here, because of its homophobic nature. We tend to replace it with "fils de Darmanin" for example.
Show threaduli hertlein ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆFeb 26

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq I'm not convinced. I'm not fluent in Gen-Z, but it's as bad at Dutch as Deep-L.

("pakjes dragende aapjes" is "apes wearing suits", not packages)

Show threadArnoudBFeb 27
@uhertlein @paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq Weird, it translates correctly in the app when US English is selected, but not when UK English is selected.
Show threaduli hertlein ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆFeb 27

@arnoudb @paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq Would be interesting to hear what's going on there.

(But I don't know whether that can actually be debugged in the traditional sense.)

Show threadJocelynephiliac Feb 27
@paperposts I hate that I understand the second one better
@johnefrancis @kagihq
Show threadDaniel Howard ๐ŸŒปFeb 26

@kagihq

high impact

Show threadatteroMar 2
@dannyman @kagihq key assets.
Show threadCysio โ€‹Mar 4

@attero @dannyman @kagihq

Tired: family jewels
Wired: key assets

Show threadDigitalDiggerFeb 26
@kagihq That's brilliant. It made my day ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadmaaneeackFeb 26
@kagihq wonder if this would get my resume through the ai crap
Show threadTirrimas  ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘‘Feb 26

@kagihq ah, McKinsey-speak for "fuck you". I should send this to my congresscritters.

"Iโ€™m not sure weโ€™re fully aligned on the current value proposition, so letโ€™s take this offline to re-evaluate your continued involvement in this workstream."

Show threadYehuda T. DeutschFeb 26
@kagihq
"High-value deliverable"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=Good+Shit&to=McKinsey+consultant&from=en
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Show threadGinevraCatFeb 26

@kagihq This is brilliant!
I consider NOT getting past 2nd round interviews for McKinsey a bullet dodged after graduation.

(To be fair, when they said "Why do you want this job", I said "I don't really. I just thought the interview practise would be good. " )

Show threadMagnesiumFeb 26

@kagihq Oh, that works too. Couldn't resist.

German -> Trump

Show threadStephen CollinsFeb 27
@realMagnesium12 @kagihq cursed
Show threadMurray - PaperpostsFeb 26
@kagihq wonderful this reminds me of Nick Asbury's brilliant Pentone postcard set.
And of course 'Exercices de style' http://www.paperposts.me/exercices-de-style/
#copywriting #postcards #translation
Show threadnoodleFeb 26
@kagihq ngl this reminder may be the reason I renew my subscription. (the domain blocking feature is the real reason, but I keep forgetting.)
Show threadJak2k ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆFeb 26
@noodle You might be interested in https://addons.mozilla.org/en-CA/firefox/addon/ublacklist/
uBlacklist โ€“ Get this Extension for ๐ŸฆŠ Firefox (en-CA)

Download uBlacklist for Firefox. Blocks sites you specify from appearing in Google search results

Show threadMaria Varmazis Feb 26
@kagihq My Kagi subscription is worth every penny!
Show threadjwcFeb 26
@kagihq Ha! It knows Pittsburghese too.
Show threadJonFeb 26
@kagihq English -> McKinsey -> Klingon -> English manages to completely invert the arrow of time.
Show threadSam ClementeFeb 26
@kagihq
Show threadGabriel MarkleyFeb 26
@kagihq This is fantastic and in lightening lol. Thank you!!!! Made my day.
Show threadschrotthaufenFeb 26
@kagihq @cstross lol https://translate.kagi.com/?from=McKinsey+consultant&to=en&text=We+have+established+a+baseline+of+mutual+trust+and+alignment+on+the+governing+principles+of+this+engagement.%0AMy+strategic+intent+is+focused+on+a+long-term%2C+high-commitment+partnership.%0AThis+level+of+value+proposition+is+unique+in+the+current+competitive+landscape.%0AI+would+like+to+provide+a+transparent+update+on+my+current+positioning.%0AIt+is+imperative+that+we+achieve+stakeholder+buy-in.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AWe+have+a+significant+historical+data+set+on+this+relationship.%0AThere+is+a+clear+latent+pain+point%2C%0ADespite+a+lack+of+proactive+communication+from+your+side.%0AInternal+analysis+confirms+a+shared+understanding+of+the+operational+dynamics.%0AWe+are+aligned+on+the+industry+standard+and+ready+for+execution.%0ARegarding+my+current+sentiment+analysis%3A%0AThe+insights+should+be+self-evident+at+this+stage+of+the+maturity+curve.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.
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Show threadpolypunkFeb 26
@kagihq
This represents the most significant value-add in terms of engagement and humor that I have benchmarked throughout the current weekly cycle.
Show threadpolypunkFeb 26

@kagihq
Here, we see a curious suggestion... that one should perhaps... venture forth... and seek out... other targets. A truly remarkable strategy for survival in this vast, digital wilderness.

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=David+Attenborough&text=You+should+try+other+targets

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Show threadAtiFeb 26
@kagihq Great. Please bring LinkedIn style translations next ;)
Show threadKagi HQFeb 26
@ati1 Already there: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=LinkedIn+speak&text=I+got+a+new+job
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Show threadDavid Fleetwood - RG AdminFeb 26
@kagihq Plus it gives your browsing information to a known AI bro!
Show threadJyrki Feb 26

@kagihq this is by far the coolest translator site yet.

Though you really didn't have to make it that accurate 

Show threadSimon ๐ŸฎFeb 26
@kagihq Why am I getting a fully Dutch interface... Dafuq?
The settings _say_ it's English, but it isn't...
Show threadLappenjammerFeb 26
@kagihq Bookmarked for my daily work needs.
Show threadJudah HansenFeb 27
@kagihq
Show threadSteven Op de beeckFeb 27
@kagihq @freddy LLM slob?
Show threadpolypunkFeb 27
@kagihq Btw. I do get a 403 Forbidden when visiting your site using Tor. It's broken.
Show threadThibaultmol ๐ŸŒˆMar 2
@polypunk try using their onion address directly:
http://kagi2pv5bdcxxqla5itjzje2cgdccuwept5ub6patvmvn3qgmgjd6vid.onion/
Show threadpolypunkMar 2
@thibaultmol
Nah that doesn't work. I couldn't find an onion site for translate. Then again, it's just another LLM anyway. Thank you anyway though.
Show threadPฤ“teris CauneFeb 27
@kagihq do you guys still partner with Yandex?
Show threadSecondUniverse (she/her/they)Feb 27
@kagihq Right on Kagi!
Show threadltningFeb 28
@kagihq For this we're burning the planet? Really?
I'm all for alternatives to Google search and I tried Kagi for a while, but it wasn't for me*. Even less so with the frivolous goofing around with LLMs.

*in fairness, there does not seem to be any good search engines anymore.
Show threadFish in the PercolatorFeb 28
@kagihq this is innovation! ๐ŸŽ‰
Show threadMurteza YesilFeb 28
@kagihq
The preliminary data suggests the current framework is achieving its intended KPIs and demonstrates a viable proof of concept for further scaling.
Show threadRobJLowMar 2
@kagihq Mumble mumble 'could' mumble mumble 'should'.
Show threadMar 2
impress some retards by being redundant
@kagihq
Show threadEmiliaMar 2
@kagihq This is what my 10$/mo is for
Show threadGarbrysMar 2
@kagihq my sides
Show threadAlexey SkobkinMar 2
@kagihq
Well, this might be useful.
Show threadLaus๐ŸœMar 3

@kagihq This is so evil. I love it.

We can also help you drive margin expansion and optimize your bottom line by streamlining the workforce and rationalizing underperforming human capital.

Show threadMichael MrakMar 3
@kagihq ๐Ÿ˜‚