Steven Hugg
Rebanei built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)
you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS
Andrew (Television Executive)
Anyia, adrift girl 🏳️⚧️@ajroach42 @rebane2001 We're gonna need to extend NoScript to include CSS at this rate 😅
Ratsnake Games 🔞@rebane2001 Firefox can't run it, which... i guess is good?
mirabilos@rebane2001 this is… scary. But I sort of see how…
grass@rebane2001 I have no words to express how I feel about this. A few contemplative grunts maybe. That is beyond impressive. Wait I need to show this to other people.
Joshua Byrd@rebane2001 doesn't run on firefox unfortunately lol
Brian Campbell
Cybarbie
Billy O'Neal@rebane2001 That is impressively cursed, well done!
@rebane2001 we need to put movfuscator in the middle
We need a special index for you, @xoreaxeaxeax , et al.
raccoonteur
Cross X Bones🏴☠️@rebane2001 That's awesome
mirth@rebane2001 You monster. Not even a simple RISC like a normal weird person, you went for x86. I love it.
David in TokyoA _normal weird person_ would have emulated either a LINC 8 or an IBM 1130.
goaty goats (she) 
@rebane2001 this is cool as hell, but i'm curious why it only works in chromium?
@goaty it uses newish css features such as if() statements and @functions, which other browsers haven't implemented yet
@rebane2001 ahhh, that makes sense! thanks 
Tyrone Slothrop@rebane2001 @goaty CSS has if statements now??!
irelephantThere's a lot of css features only chrome has so far
J. Brian Coyle
l'empathie mécanique@JBrianCoyle @rebane2001 A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of "centering the div"?
Will Richardson@rebane2001 this is diabolical, I love it
Eli the BeardedI had not realized CSS was that powerful now
Konstantin 🔭@rebane2001 this is amazing!
Meph@rebane2001 Someone has to ask the question, so I'll do it:
when Doom?
when Doom?
redirtSdeR
kirakira☆@rebane2001 https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywh4n7ihypdnwb4n2kzlzrht/post/3mflb744pjc2q i saw this on the feed and already knew who it was gonna be
Drew@crmsnbleyd im actually not sure
winter woof 
@kirakira @crmsnbleyd it's 'anti software software club,' the folks who ran cohost a few years ago
Klay@crmsnbleyd @kirakira "anti-software software club", the team who ran Cohost
just adrienne@crmsnbleyd @kirakira those are the folks who made the Cohost social network (RIP)
zyd@rebane2001 the fuck
Mark Shane HaydenFirst there was PAC Man ported to Microsoft Excel
Then there was an entire Atari 2600 build out of Minecraft redstone
Now there is an x86 fully emulated in CSS
Every once in awhile we at reminded that Pure Evil does exist
Chao-c'@msh So it is CSS all the way down? @rebane2001
Khleedril
�@msh @rebane2001 pacman to excel is pre school. check out dave vs ziggy
Frost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄
@rebane2001 only works in Chrome because of course it does :<
Carlos Solís@rebane2001 When someone claimed that CSS is Turing-complete, you said "for real?" and wrote this, didn't cha?
@rebane2001 Also, is your PFP an animated SVG?!
Gareth Kitchen@rebane2001
Can it set an overflow flag, or does content just spill out onto the page? :)
Can it set an overflow flag, or does content just spill out onto the page? :)
Toni Aittoniemi@rebane2001 sick!!
It’s definitely not fast, but the more awesome at that! 🎉
Legit_Spaghetti@rebane2001 I'd say "I can't wait to see how someone is going to use this stuff for evil," but I think we're already there.
Dave bauer@rebane2001 Love it "It is fun though, and computers are made for art and fun!"
🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@rebane2001 It says I need to use Chromium. I don't use Google products.
Frederik Braun �@rebane2001 lol. if the css police comes to arrest you, just know you have friends everywhere.
@rebane2001 (the link to your python script in the FAQ points at a no-longer existing file https://lyra.horse/x86css/#:~:text=I%20wrote%20a%20python%20script. :))
@freddy dang it, i must've mis-guessed it (i usually write the github links to files *before* i figure out what filenames or repo names i want to use, hoping it'll line up later)
@rebane2001 lol your branch name is called mane....
@rebane2001 anyway I tried reading the source and it....gave me nothing. Looking forward to the explainer blog post, the various poorly written summaries of your emulator on "tech news" websites and the inevitable conference talk :)
Mathis Hofer@rebane2001 Where's Doom, we want to see Doom running in CSS! 😉
Mono
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦OMG has anybody pinged @Meyerweb yet?