I propose replacing calories with watt-hours.

- Almost same value (1 kilocalorie / Calorie is ~1.1 watt-hours)
- more intuitive for people who use electricity
- never the confusion between calories (science), Calories (food, which is technically kilocalories), kilocalories, and 'kilo Calories' (which is technically megacalories)
- you get to feel more like a robot with your 2.5kwh power consumption a day which may feel like validation to some creatures on this fediverse
- become powered by cake

A Snickers is about 570Wh, which is like eating a very sizable ebike battery's entire charge in one go.

A Big Mac slightly tops that with about 650Wh. A slice of pizza is about half that with 340Wh.

Meanwhile, fruits like apples/bananas are in the ~100-130 watt-hour oversized twice laptop battery ballpark, and a cup of greek yogurt is about the same, so a big cup of fruit-filled yogurt is still less calories than a big mac or snickers!

A full english breakfast can be over 1kWh! Quickcharge ⚡⚡

to the people posting "but joules!": https://mastodon.derg.nz/@anthropy/115056587923610070

As much as you're right, it's also less intuitive in daily life. Knowing an egg or slice of bread is about 80-90Wh means I can go 'omg a big laptop battery worth power', 324kJoules is very arbitrary there if you don't use it much.

This is also a half-joking post, like, I'm not going to argue to replace anything currently used in science because as far as I can tell most sane scientists use the correct SI units for research papers

Anthropy (@[email protected])

@[email protected] maybe, but I unironically can relate more to an egg or slice of bread being about a large laptop battery worth energy (90wh), than whatever '78kcal' is :laughcry:

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@anthropy you know, in cycling we track kJ and more or less say 1 kJ = 1 kcal, because the efficiency of human is 25%, cancelling out the 1:4 ratio :D

But now you need to figure out if you want to track Wh as energy spent Vs energy used, basically.

If you count food in Wh, and you ride an hour at 120W, you spent either 120 Wh or 30 Wh depending on what thing you are tracking :D

@juliank @anthropy Not unlike MWt (thermal output) and MW (electrical output) when talking about thermal power plants.
@anthropy or we stop talking about energy in What's and get used to joules for our notebook and ebike batteries. 😜
@anthropy I could see gun-nerds being ablr to relate slightly better with joules and kilojoules as these units are often used for how much power a bullet has when leaving the barrel. Fumnily enough that goes for springloaded plastic ball shooting toys as well as for arms enployed by military.
@Primo also fair! you could technically use watthours for gun power too, but you'd get really small values, like 0.6Wh for a desert eagle makes it feel so smol hah

@anthropy damn, it does make it sounds super insignificant! And not "this thing will potentially break my intrained wrists"

That also just shows how fucky energy is in general. Such a huge amount of it stored in food and such a big requirement for life, and them some appliances use so little, and a tiny fraction in kinetic form is necessary for life altering experiences.

@Primo definitely. I also think surface area with guns is a large part in that, if you'd only use 0.6Wh to propel a tank shell, it would reach a measily 75km/h, and to extrapolate further:

if you'd use it to propel a bike with a person (90kg) it would reach about 25km/h.

A car 6.3km/h.

And so a car you could probably easily stop by hand, there's barely any collision happening, it would just take a few seconds to bring it to a halt, whereas the person on a bike would probably still hurt.

@anthropy yeah! I think penetration calculations go back to pressure, though not sure whether they go into (mega)pascal or psi.
My hunch is the latter. Well, when diving into the science various modes of failure come into play too, but that paper went way over my head.

The bike crash would probably injure me. Stopping the car sounds unlikely until I remember that pushing them wasn't too hard actually.

@Primo yea, that's another thing I guess, cars seem so big and bad until you realize they only have to move mostly horizontally.

I regularly drag around multiple literal metric tonnes around the datacenter, sitting on a little pallet jack with 4 little non-suspension wheels, with no motor or assistance, which is entirely fine .. until you hit a tiny bump or have to push it up a slope haha

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@Primo
How railroad locomotives feel

@anthropy Context is important for units. We don't usually use food energy as a source of electrical power (eg, eating and using a bicycle generator), so IMHO it's a little awkward to shop and plan my diet in Wh. On the flip side, I don't really use kcal for anything other than comparing foods, so I guess why not?

It is interesting to look at it purely from an energy standpoint, though.

@anthropy To add, this reminds me of a discussion I got into with a scientist friend who thought we should use Joules to measure electricity. Wh are nice since we measure electrical power all the time, and it's easy to integrate that and get Wh.
@anthropy E=mc^2 is such a simple formula for Joules, though! Most food calorie numbers come from weird burning tests, some of which are illegal today (because noxious gas by-products and other chemical fire dangers) so we just use “standard Calorie model numbers”. Why use a model when we can use the real physics thing?
@anthropy (Sorry, I’ve gotten deep into the Food/Exercise Calories are the last bastion of Phlogiston Theory in any of the sciences beliefs. So much of Food Calories and Exercise Calories are “assume the human body is an ideal, spherical furnace” as if there is a universal heat particle. It’s even funnier to me to push it to the extreme of “assume the human body is an ideal, spherical fission plant” and that E=mc^2 applies…)
@anthropy (Both models ignore macronutrients and digestive processes and so much more. But one (fission) is obviously and clearly silly and the other (furnace) has too many decades of psuedo-intellectual discourse that makes it sound true, even if we’ve kind of proven that the human body is absolutely not a spherical furnace and that the periods where the human body most resembles a spherical furnace should more properly be labeled “fever” and “stroke”.)

@anthropy I'm fully behind joules for everything non-human. I tolerate other people using kWh because industry. Personal calculations are always joules or a multiple of.

Taking the NHS daily 2500 kcal and 2000 kcal for men and women respectively as 2.9 kWh and 2.3 kWh makes me feel useless. Even a small machine can use that per hour and keep it running constantly. Takes me all day to that and most of it is merely existing as a lifeform (existence-form?). Only a small amount of that is actually useful work. Someone please calculate human CoP of manual tasks. I don't think I'd manage an A+++ rating when they put the sticker on me.

I want a human-diet-only unit so that I can turn a blind eye to my comparative rubbishness by it not being so obvious.

I'm now 110 % behind different units so that I may back up 10 % and still be completely behind them.

@securedllama @anthropy no, you’re so efficient! You use less than 3 kWh/day? Amazing! It takes an entire data centre and a lake full of water to run a dipshit LLM that can’t count the number of Bs in “blueberry”. You’re a MARVEL of efficiency.
@anthropy this thread reminds me of a twenty-year-old blog post on the risk of terrorism enabled by Snickers bars. https://www.fogbound.net/archives/2005/07/17/ban-snickers-bars/
fogbound.net v. 3.0 » Ban Snicker’s Bars!

@anthropy they should stop measuring batteries in Wh and just use J there too
@anthropy OTOH, Watt-hours should be replaced by joules (https://xkcd.com/3038/) :P
Uncanceled Units

xkcd

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or... we can use Calories for electrical devices. 🥴

anyway, why to worry?

in a few years the robot overlords will decide what is better. 🤖

@anthropy to the people saying “but joules!”, ask them to check what unit their electricity bill uses and then report back.
@anthropy tried pushing a big mac into my computer once an hour but it pretty quickly stopped working and the doordash guy started giving me weird looks after the 3rd order
@syn
Tech Support: how can I help you
me: please, my computer, he's dying :'(
TS: ohno what's wrong
me: I think he has indigestion
TS: what
me: i fed him 5 big macs and he's still not booting
TS: .. what
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me: what do you usually feed yours
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@syn you should've taken the drive out of the big Mac and just pushed that into the other computer
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@anthropy Or go the other way around, make snickers bars the unit of energy the way "library of Congress" is used as unit of data /s

"My car quite energy efficient, it goes 3km on one Snickers bar worth of energy"

@suihkulokki @anthropy km? Isn't the USA's official unit of distance the football field? How many football fields worth of distance can your car go with a snickers bar worth of fuel?
@suihkulokki
So that's why every gas station sells Snickers near the register. /s
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Extending the concept for those of us in the proletariat, a pint (sorry, ~0.94 liter!) of ale is in the neighborhood of 200 Wh.

All that energy and so little _power_! By drinking a single beer I ought to be able to fly but the darned mitochondria are not properly adapted to deliver on demand.

@anthropy

Eye-popping: by this measure it needs 22 pints of ale to make our Chevy Bolt travel ~ 1.5 km.

[Good news: I messed up the conversion. It's only ~3 pints per km.]

@Doug_Bostrom @anthropy I'm now thinking about hand-cranked rotorcraft.

How much power /do/ rotorcraft usually consume, actually? I know that hydrocarbons tend to be /very/ calorie/power dense.

@lispi314 @anthropy

For this example it was about 300W, although fixed wing.

Rotorcraft more, because wing is smaller? [Although, thinking about it, does that necessarily follow? Hmm.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacCready_Gossamer_Albatross?wprov=sfla1

MacCready Gossamer Albatross - Wikipedia

@Doug_Bostrom @lispi314 @anthropy the trick for rotorcraft is to make the rotors way bigger and slower. But it still takes over a kilowatt to fly this thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AeroVelo_Atlas
AeroVelo Atlas - Wikipedia

@Doug_Bostrom @anthropy Can you enlighten me on that definition of a pint? I thought the proper (imperial) pint was about 560ml while the US one is considerably less (480ish ml)?
I mean, I do get confused about these units, but I thought I had that one down, having to do with drinking beer...

@drchaos @anthropy

It were me what dunnit.

Error!

@Doug_Bostrom @anthropy I guess 1020 program alert?

I was genuinely confused in the thread for a bit (because I was too stupid to do the kcal to Ws or J to kWh conversion for far longer than I would like to admit...)

@anthropy No! A slice of pizza is that much less than a snickers!!! Wow.
@GinevraCat @anthropy no, the value for a snickers in the original post is off. It’s 250 kcal for a bar (https://www.snickers.com/products/chocolate/snickers-singles-size-chocolate-candy-bars-186-oz-bars) which is ~290Wh. The OP’s value is for 100g of Snickers, not one bar. Still uncomfortably close to that pizza slice…
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@anthropy But there's still the question though of calorie-to-electricity conversion efficiency... (disclaimer I am *not* a bioengineer nor a physics researcher or anything like that who would possibly know anything about anything like that.) (But still as a layman I do wonder.)

Counter-counter-point: What if we start measuring food-energy levels using Horsepower...

"My Snickers bar has 0.76 Horsepower!" *Munch-munch!*

@anthropy it also makes you appreciate:

* how efficient our technology is, relative to…
* how expensive our bodies are to run!

@brunoph it depends on how you look at it; On average, we use less than 100W continuously, which goes up if we physically exert ourselves, but overall still much less than the average gaming PC or even gaming laptop! The main thing is it never stops, so you end up with 2.5-3kWh a day even if you're mostly sitting still.
@brunoph @anthropy yes but our bodies also do waaaaay more, it's not really like for like
@anthropy what the fuck size is your Snickers?
@anthropy
A Snickers is 570 Wh when burned in an oven. This is not the "charge" used by the human body.

@anthropy

Does @1 have a bio reactor that works like this as well?

mx [@thibaultmol, @anthropy], true! this unit runs mostly on fuel that is condensed using solar power. 
@anthropy the electrical analogy is remarkable.
@f4grx @anthropy it's crazy how efficient biology is at extracting energy from food
@anthropy only if we start rating batteries in calories
@cinebox maybe, but I unironically can relate more to an egg or slice of bread being about a large laptop battery worth energy (90wh), than whatever '78kcal' is