Piranahallama

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Fridge person, spanners, motorbikes. Hurrah!
Or have a migraine! Much less fun

Given this new rain I would like to offer my previous toot as my application for #Ferrari #f1 strategist.

In my defence, I don't have their weather data but I wouldn't want that to detect from my application.

#f1 looks like it needs slicks now even if it's only ten laps. Put the slicks on, then go back to inters in ten laps. Leaving the inters on will wreck them and you'll need new anyway.

"What hill would you die on?" always irks me as a question. Until I get hit with an example.

"I skip breakfast". This is my hill. By definition breakfast is the one meal that you can't skip. Gets me every time.

Edit because phone corrected skip to slip. FFS.

Waiting for @moof at a baking Nuits sous Ravières

I‘ve been following the live tracking so only just got here, but there are a dozen waiting in the full sun here, and the train is +70

I wonder how much mileage you cold get out of replying to every celebrity being generous on subreddits like r/MadeMeSmile with "Do they think this will distract the public when the allegations come out?"

@cardonebrian.bsky.social‬

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as [US-ers]! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, [fvck] that‼️

#blackpeople #hispanic #latino #latinx #whitepeople #blackmastodon

Why is the #Ferrari #WEC strategy team absolutely god tier when their #F1 equivalent have selective for rifles aimed at their shoes and itchy trigger fingers?

Is WEC more profitable for manufacturers than F1?

Breakfast is, by definition, the only meal that you can't skip. Now that I have noticed this I am retrospectively annoyed for no reason at all about all the previous times I've heard someone say "I skip breakfast" or similar. Bollocks. 🙁