ToviFeb 20
Rebane
self-hosting my S3 bucket the right way
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Show threadRatsnake Games 🔞Feb 19
@rebane2001 it should be suspended over a second, larger bucket for automatic failover
Show threadjo the disgracedFeb 19
@rebane2001 older galaxy phones my beloved 🥺
Show threadNazoFeb 20
@jo @rebane2001 Same! I haven't seen a SGS3 in so long. It was actually my first real smartphone. I miss those days.
Show threadAdmiral SnackbärFeb 20

@jo @rebane2001

A long lost time of reasonably sized phones.

Show threadSalem's LotFeb 19
@rebane2001 Is it running a minio container? 🤣
Show threadzo snel onmogelijkFeb 19
@rebane2001 that should easily fit in the garage
Show threaddmi 💽 Feb 19
@rebane2001 existence of S3 buckets implies the existence of S4 buckets… wake up sheeple…
Show threadPaco HopeFeb 19

@domi @rebane2001 Yeah. S4 has MUCH better performance metrics. It’s SUPER cheap, too. The cheapest of all.

http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/

S4 - Super Simple Storage Service

Show threadRyan Castellucci (they/them) Feb 20
@domi @rebane2001 S4 buckets do not exist and cannot hurt you.
Show threadkouhai, of the health issuesFeb 20
@ryanc galaxy-class buckets do exist and can hurt you, though.
Show threadRyan Castellucci (they/them) Feb 20
@kouhai what about California-class?
Show threadAndreasFeb 19

@rebane2001

@bucketchallenge one more open S3 bucket ⬆️

Show threadMusketi🏳️‍🌈🏴Feb 19
@rebane2001 HOLY old Samsung smartphone!
Show threadfox /dev/randomFeb 19
@rebane2001
someone should host fedi instance on samsung s3
postmarketos (alpine-linux-based) has full support for that device
Show threadDavid CroyleFeb 20
@rebane2001 Is that your regression test bucket?
Show threadIcewindFeb 20
@rebane2001
Setup garage in termux or something and you can probably get your S3 bucket to host some S3 buckets.
Show threadOzzelot Feb 20
@robin @rebane2001 The S3 can straight up run postmarketOS... I sense potential.
Show threadBrewskiFeb 20

@rebane2001

How do I enable bucket versioning?

Show threadarrieFeb 20
@rebane2001 ✨ enterprise scale✨
Show threadEliFeb 20
@rebane2001 Jeff Bezos Doesn't Want You To Know This: Avoid Paying Expensive AWS Bills With This One Simple Trick
Show threadRaphaelFeb 20
@rebane2001 What kind of low-quality hosting is this? I see no blanket, nor complimentary water.
Show threadtetchy afFeb 20
@rebane2001 @darkphoenix my money is on the bucket is a newer release than the s3.
Show threadNekoMimi Akiko[耳子]Feb 20
@rebane2001 PLEASE TELL ME IT'S RUNNING MINIO ON TERMUX!!! :3
Show threadChrisFeb 20
@rebane2001 Should put a lid on it instead if leaving open to anybody
Show threadRedoFeb 21
@rebane2001 Cute.
Show threadSi  (he/him)Feb 21

@rebane2001

Exactly my sense of humour. Made my morning.

🤣

Show threadKevin Karhan Feb 21
@rebane2001 #WhatIfIToldYou that you could literally run an #S3 #Storage node on your #S3 inside that bucket?
Show threadkeen456 keen456Feb 23
@rebane2001 This is legit amazing- thanks so much for this!