@EricIndiana
Sadly not the same as the one with the glowing Kirkus review from 2009

But the author’s site talking about its semi-autobiographical (!) punk rock OCD #disability narrative for #YA readers makes it sound quite tempting

I think I might get this book
🧜🏽‍♀️ 🐕 🦄 🎸
https://ocd-free.medium.com/water-dogs-167ce1efedc5 #scifi

@AccordionBruce Clearly the 2009 book is an impostor, especially since there is time travel in the "more recent" book.

@EricIndiana
Time travel is the solution to so many anachronisms

And the opportunity for so many exciting adventures

See, the fact that pirates never played Accordion because they had not been invented

@AccordionBruce @EricIndiana

I've never thought that 18th century pirates played accordions and can't recall seeing any pirate based entertainment showing that, so I suspect that someone mistook the British Royal Navy of the 19th century for pirates (which would be an accurate observation).
🏴‍☠️ arrr

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
The Golden Age of Piracy was between the 1650s and the 1730s, so 18th century yes?

When I say “accordions” I include concertinas because they’ve both got key patents the same year, 1829. So we can say they were invented that year more or less

That puts every squeeze box 100 years after every fictional “pirate“ movie

But you can have one in the soundtrack! 🎥 🪗 🏴‍☠️ 🍿
https://pirates.fandom.com/wiki/Concertina

Concertina

A concertina is a musical instrument similar to an accordion, played by stretching and squeezing between the hands to work a central bellows that blows air over reeds, each note being sounded by a button. They are often associated with pirates and other seafarers. When Elizabeth Swann first discovered the curse that turned the crew of the Black Pearl into undead skeletons beneath the moonlight, Jacoby played the concertina while the crew were at work on the main deck.[1] The pirate band...

Pirates of the Caribbean Wiki
@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
You can play one in the video games!
This player’s #accordion broke in #SeaOfThieves
🎮🪗🏴‍☠️
https://youtu.be/WuzJYLDFP7E
#pirates #gameing
Sea of Thieves Glitch Play: My Accordion Broke

YouTube

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
There’s a page in #TVTropes about it

“When the audience hears accordion music, it sets the stage for adventures with sailors and pirates on the high seas”

(This says most pirate media is set in the 1830s. I don’t know about that. Errol Flynn’s Captain blood is in 1685)
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccordionToMostSailors
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#pirates #accordion #movies

Accordion to Most Sailors - TV Tropes

If there is ever one musical instrument that is associated with sailing, you can bet it will be the accordion. When the audience hears accordion music, it sets the stage for adventures with sailors and pirates on the high seas from the age of …

TV Tropes

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
I haven’t been able to figure out where exactly the pirates in media/movies/TV shows stereotype originated

Like, it’s inspired by the fact that sailors played concertinas in the 19th and early 20th century

But I haven’t found the first place where somebody anachronistically portrayed pirates playing them

I know it’s part of Walt Disney’s Pirates in the Caribbean ride which opened in 1967
🐭 🪗 🏴‍☠️
#pirates #accordion #disney

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
I’m not sure if I’ve seen #pirates playing #accordions in books, comics, movies or films from before that

If folks can keep their eyes out and let me know, I would love to get a more definitive origin story on this media myth

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
I do go on, sorry

Dan Worrall’s epic history The Anglo-German Concertina (vol 1) exhaustively covers evidence from the 1850s to WW1 of “The Concertina at Sea”

He curiously begins with a refutation of modern (boomer) players debating whether Disney’s and media portrayals of concertina-playing sailors were made up because modern sailors didn’t play them

Settling a weird reverse charge of anachronism

The drift towards #pirates & #accordions came in there somewhere

@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
Everybody interested in #concertina and #accordion history should get Dan’s book

The Anglo-German concertina : a social history
(Don’t miss that there’s a vol 1 & 2)

He’s made it available for free on the #InternetArchive
https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_1-thWE5XRmsC 📚

But it’s worth having a physical copy, which have only ever been available POD, unfortunately on Amazon

The Anglo-German concertina : a social history : Worrall, Dan Michael : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Includes errata sheet

Internet Archive
@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
All right I’m done for the very early morning
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@miguelpergamon @EricIndiana
Oh, I woke up with one more thing I’ll add to the blog post I’ll turn this into:

If you want to top it off, the best pirate accordion band I know of is The Banished Privateers from Sweden

“Bellows” also sings And plays hurdy-gurdy

Not sure she does those all at once
https://yebanishedprivateers.bandcamp.com/album/hostis-humani-generis🪗🏴‍☠️
#AccordionBandcamp
#accordion #pirates #sweden #HurdyGurdy