Charles Perry
BenActual lol
Winter Olympics plunged into crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms
Extreme Electronics@TheBreadmonkey Once tried to buy a pack of 144 condoms, I was arrested for gross indecency.
Spycrab@Extelec @TheBreadmonkey can tell if this is a joke I don't understand or if some places you can really get arrested for buying to many condoms.
Both seem probable
Both seem probable
WeirdAlex03@WeirdAlex03 @Extelec @TheBreadmonkey oh, that's sounds very British :3
Neat. Thanks for telling me
Chris@WeirdAlex03 @spycrab @Extelec @TheBreadmonkey little know fact if you take off 20% VAT you get 115.2 which is known as a nett
Ainsley Lowbeer@TheBreadmonkey They don't call it Curling for nothing.
I'm not sure I understand the euphemism 😅
@TheBreadmonkey The essence of curling is getting the rocks off.
mxk@TheBreadmonkey something about ski jumping and penis enlargement
KanaMaunaOf course they were going to run out. Everyone wants to take home Olympic-themed condoms to brag about to their mates. "I got a gold medal in FREESTYLE, babe!"
@KanaMauna @TheBreadmonkey as the old joke goes, why didn't you take silver and come second for a change?
Patrick Hadfield@TheBreadmonkey oh dear so they'll have to go the chemist's...!
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@TheBreadmonkey
Someone may just have to buy a condom, if this keeps up.
Someone may just have to buy a condom, if this keeps up.
Independently Broke@TheBreadmonkey I hope there’s a 24 hour pharmacy nearby.
Dan Morgan 
Flaming Cheeto@TheBreadmonkey What's scary is anecdotally from previous games, the burn rate increases as the games go on. Athletes refrain, or at least restrain, before their own event. Afterwards training is over and it's food, drink, and sex.
Woefdram@TheBreadmonkey Never knew humping was an Olympic sport 😁
Màrtainn D 
@TheBreadmonkey tbf, if they were special olympics ones I would grab a handful as souvenirs.
There’s probably a joke about 5 rings in there somewhere too.
Morten@ginger_tosser @TheBreadmonkey It's called Paralympics, not "special olympics".
karamazov1879@TheBreadmonkey How many bad puns? WTF!, The fuckers! etc.
Anarchic Teapot ⚧️@TheBreadmonkey Only 10,000? They weren't expecting the party to last the weekend, were they?
Mota@TheBreadmonkey horny jail
katzenbergerAs Wikipedia says:
»In 2021, the IOC approved the addition of the word "together", after an en dash, to the motto. It now reads "Citius, Altius, Fortius – Communiter", Latin for "Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together"«
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_symbols#Motto_and_creed
Zimbobble 🐟@katzenberger @TheBreadmonkey Perhaps they need to add "Harder" to the motto
🤯Matera the Mad🤯@TheBreadmonkey
Welp, I was concieved on VDay 🤪
Welp, I was concieved on VDay 🤪
Floreana@TheBreadmonkey
10.000 fucks given. 😂
10.000 fucks given. 😂
Pia Herself 
@TheBreadmonkey Put a ton of young, fit and attractive people in the same place and then have a Surprised Pikachu moment when the hanky-panky happens all night and day long.
being_august@TheBreadmonkey they’ve earned it!
Dan HugoPerhaps they will hold up better than have the medals… 🤞
"Olympic athletes' medals break during celebrations | AP News" https://apnews.com/article/winter-olympics-broken-medals-breezy-johnson-liu-bcda5ba297fe0b0da618e38f0f53d93a
Olympic athletes' medals break during celebrations
Handle with care. That’s the message from gold medalist Breezy Johnson at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics after she and other athletes found their medals broke within hours. Olympic organizers are investigating with “maximum attention” after a spate of medals falling off their ribbons during celebrations on the opening weekend of the Games. Johnson is advising athletes not to jump while wearing their medals. U.S. figure skater Alysa Liu says her gold medal “don't need the ribbon."
Nick@TheBreadmonkey The ski jumpers are filling them with helium, shoving them down their pants, and doing intercity jumps.