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Winter Olympics plunged into crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/winter-olympics/winter-olympics-free-condoms-valentines-b2920445.html

Winter Olympics plunged into crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

The Independent
So many jokes
@TheBreadmonkey Once tried to buy a pack of 144 condoms, I was arrested for gross indecency.
@Extelec @TheBreadmonkey can tell if this is a joke I don't understand or if some places you can really get arrested for buying to many condoms.
Both seem probable
@spycrab @Extelec @TheBreadmonkey A "gross" is a unit of quantity equal to 12 dozen, or 144

@WeirdAlex03 @Extelec @TheBreadmonkey oh, that's sounds very British :3

Neat. Thanks for telling me

@WeirdAlex03 @spycrab @Extelec @TheBreadmonkey little know fact if you take off 20% VAT you get 115.2 which is known as a nett