Independently Broke #8647

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Independently Broke #864717m ago
MicheleV_AK43m ago
Harbor seal pup found abandoned on my side of the Kenai Peninsula and is now in the loving, caring hands of the fine folks at AK SeaLife Center! Did I mention the SeaLife Center will be our featured guest at my market this summer?? Now, I have! We are super excited to have them at the market and hope it is a first of many, many visits in the years to come. The AK SeaLife Center releases many of their marine life back into the ocean here at the beach in Kenai, Alaska so Saturday Market at The Goods is honored to host them as our featured guest on July 11. #Alaska #AlaskaSeaLifeCenter #SaturdayMarketAtTheGoodsSoldotnaAK #HarborSealPup #AKMarineLife
Independently Broke #864718m ago
Matt Jordan7h ago

One of the great jokes that old age plays on you:

Growing hair in places you don't want any just when your eyesight has degraded enough so that you can't see it's happening.

Independently Broke #864719m ago
Effin' Birds2h ago
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Independently Broke #864720m ago
eestileib (she/hers)3h ago

I, for one, welcome the coronation of hockey as The Gayest Sport.

Figure skating lags for the women, rugby lags for the men, but between this and Heated Rivalry hockey has clearly taken the crown.

👏🏻

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/laura-stacey-marie-philip-poulin-142452668.html

Laura Stacey and Marie-Philip Poulin, the “First Wives of Hockey,” Win Walter Cup Together

The Montréal Victoire are officially PWHL champions.

Yahoo Sports
Independently Broke #864723m ago
Edmonds_Scanner2h ago
You look fabulous today!
That rumpled and gently mad lighthouse keeper with dark secrets and a heart of gold look really suits you!
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Endless Screaming2h ago
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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️2h ago
They say men can't multitask, but I can sit, eat, breathe, and watch TV simultaneously.
Independently Broke #864725m ago
Show threadJMcD2h ago

I thought “My heart will go on” is what Rose said to Jack when she wouldn’t let him on the door with her.

@pwloftus
#HashtagGames

Independently Broke #864726m ago
Helen3h ago

Some people who have only ever worked Mon-Fri and only been around people who work Mon-Fri don't seem capable of understanding shift work.

"Why aren't you coming to our baby shower?"
"I'm working*."
"But it's on a Saturday."
"I'm working."
"But it's on a Saturday... in August!"
"I'm still working and also have no chance of getting leave."
"I can't believe you won't come..."

*And quite frankly I just don't want to

Independently Broke #86472h ago
Ladies3h ago
"dress for the job you want" oh thanks buddy cuz wearing a bandolier of stakes across my chest is going to magically manifest an infestation of vampires in my town region or principality is it?