CrovanianFeb 8
Chris Heilmann
"AI AGEnTS wIll DO AlL The TEDIoUS WOrk FOR YOU LIKE booKING trIpS"
Meanwhile, AI maps:
Feb 6 at 4:19pmWeb
Show threadChristian LaufFeb 6
@codepo8 Uhhh... Uhmmmmm. As a German I have a bad feeling looking at this map. 😂
Show threadɘigɘnstilFeb 6
@kharkerlake
Same here. I didn't know, there is a Hamburg in Poland very close to Copenhagen 🙃🤦 and the other Hamburg being closer to Prague than Berlin. 🤔
@codepo8
Show threadChris HeilmannFeb 6
@kharkerlake Ja, "Hamburg das ich wichtig, die haben die dicken beats" - no way we can allow it to roam around
Show threadDeeAnn LittleFeb 6
@codepo8 Hamburg does what it does. @kharkerlake
Show threadHenning Paul DC4HPFeb 6
@kharkerlake @codepo8 According to this map I'm living near Prague.
Show threadMx. Eddie RFeb 6
@kharkerlake @codepo8
Hamburg is so good there's a Hamburg II?
Show threadBenedikt WiFeb 6
@silvermoon82 @kharkerlake @codepo8 The polish one is a bit smaller, though: https://www.openstreetmap.org/node/10573098020#map=15/53.74138/20.48045
Node: ‪Hamburg‬ (‪10573098020‬)

OpenStreetMap is a map of the world, created by people like you and free to use under an open license.

OpenStreetMap
Show threadDeeAnn LittleFeb 6
@silvermoon82 Hamburg! Sometimes it's here, and sometimes it's over there. You've just got to book a train and hope for the best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kharkerlake @codepo8
Show threadmyrmepropagandistFeb 7

@silvermoon82 @kharkerlake @codepo8

Maybe it is simply very large?

Show threadNot a Spring OnionFeb 7

@futurebird @silvermoon82 @kharkerlake @codepo8

Yes, modern Hamburg simply reaches deep into Polish territory. 

Show threadTrinsecFeb 7
@futurebird @silvermoon82 @kharkerlake @codepo8

That reminds me of a joke:

What's the largest German city?

Ausfahrt, you see it literally everywhere in Germany!
Show threadapophisFeb 7
@silvermoon82 @kharkerlake @codepo8 this is obviously somewhere in america (they love hamburgers there )
Show threadOliver D. ReithmaierFeb 6
@codepo8 unless they start doing my laundry and dusting off shelves I'm really not interested
Show threadFrank HeijkampFeb 7
@odr_k4tana
I wait for AI that is able to do the plumbing in my bathroom.
@codepo8
Show threadElisabeth MFeb 7
@alterelefant @odr_k4tana @codepo8 from the diagrams I've been seeing from AI about wiring British appliance hookups, idk, prepare to die?
Show threadOliver D. ReithmaierFeb 7
@independentpen @alterelefant @codepo8 we all die at some point.
Show threadElisabeth MFeb 7
@odr_k4tana @alterelefant @codepo8 some of us die in ill conceived plumbing accidents
Show threadLaurensFeb 7
@independentpen @odr_k4tana @alterelefant @codepo8 AI is secretly Skynet but instead of sending Terminators, it now provides us with wrong instructions for everything so we kill ourselves.
Show threadOliver D. ReithmaierFeb 7
@independentpen @alterelefant @codepo8 @ElBeeToots but not intentionally, which is the funny part
Show threadLaurensFeb 7
@odr_k4tana @independentpen @alterelefant @codepo8 Well, perhaps it wants you to think just that 🤖 😏
Show threadOliver D. ReithmaierFeb 7
@ElBeeToots @independentpen @alterelefant @codepo8 doesnt really change the end result though, does it?
Show threadOzzelot Feb 6
@codepo8
Ah yes, Prague, famously to the west of the two Hamburgs
Show threadAnton GerasimovFeb 6
@codepo8 About right
Show threadstfnFeb 6
@codepo8 I like the idea of taking Konigsberg from Russia and giving it to Denmark
Show threadTim RørstrømFeb 6
@codepo8 @stfn Kongensbjerg, as we shall now call it.
Show threadstfnFeb 6
@rorstrom @codepo8 Poland officially declared that it will no longer call it Kaliningrad but go back to the old Polish name of Królewiec, just the piss off Russia <3
Show threadꙮ 𝄃𝄁𝄂𝄀𝄀𝄁𝄃🇫🇯🇱🇨🇱🇧Feb 7
@stfn @codepo8 przyjdź, weź
Show threadstfnFeb 7
@codepo8 @liilliil a co, nie podoba ci się pomysł? XD
Show threadꙮ 𝄃𝄁𝄂𝄀𝄀𝄁𝄃🇫🇯🇱🇨🇱🇧Feb 7
@stfn @codepo8 postoję z boku, popatrzę
Show threadBrie MmmFeb 7
@codepo8 @liilliil @stfn Uznamy Królewiecką Republikę Ludową i ogłosimy przyjęcie jej do UE ;)
Show thread Kura  :kura_explode:Feb 6
@codepo8 oi live in two places at once. nice.
Show thread🐈‍⬛David SommersethFeb 6
@codepo8 @kura Now I'm hoping for a decent inter-city teleportation system
Show threadandreFeb 6

@codepo8 Where did you find this "map"?

Even setting aside the wrongness of the placement of cities: what is that map about? At first glance, it looks good, but try to find e.g. Sylt or the border between Germany and Poland.

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Feb 6
@codepo8 @tthbaltazar The world ain't ready for double Hamburgs
Show threadChris HeilmannFeb 6
@tthbaltazar @catsalad They're called big macs
Show threadTed MielczarekFeb 6
@codepo8 @tthbaltazar @catsalad I thought it was a Royale with cheese over on that side of the pond?
Show threadDressToKILTFeb 6
@tedmielczarek @codepo8 @tthbaltazar @catsalad because of the metric system?
Show threadMeerderWörterFeb 6
@codepo8 Yo, apart from Hamburg everything else is incorrect haha
Show threadBeesjeFeb 6
@codepo8
Show threadDasFeb 6
@anarchokat161 @codepo8 This is silly! Agents should know by now that a polar route is more efficient.
😜
Show threadKlaraFeb 6
@codepo8
Fascinating 👀
Show threadThe TurtleFeb 6
@codepo8 are they the same guys who did this map?
Show threadCapitaineMoustache 🗺️⭕️Feb 7
@the_turtle @codepo8 This one is gold.🤣
Show threadacbFeb 6
@codepo8 @cstross That would be Hamburg-am-Main and -am-Oder?
Show threadPino CarafaFeb 6
@acb @codepo8 @cstross oder aber wie was?
Show threadOlaf KedingFeb 6
@codepo8 LLMs are generally terrible at route planing
Show threadT. J. BombadilFeb 6
@codepo8 This makes my headache worse.
Show threadSimon dē Gulielmō 🐧Feb 6

@codepo8 What I understand from this map is the following:

* You can never have too many Hamburgs.
* Prague has got so sick of the tourists that it's hiding out in Lower Saxony (noone goes there :))
* Copenhagen has been catfished by someone in the Kaliningrad district.
* Berlin has become so expensive that it needed to move to Poland.
* Dresden seems to be travelling to the Baltic sea coast by Deutsche Bahn. It should arrive there in early 2030.

Show threadKagan MacTane (he/him)Feb 6
@simonwilliamson @codepo8 Thank you, that just kept getting more and more hilarious! 🤣
Show threadTormodFeb 7

@simonwilliamson @codepo8

So, what's the TripAdvisor score for Kaliningrad? Not particularly well-known for its tourist industry, is it?

Show threadJonFeb 6
@codepo8 I may suggest our GM use "AI" to generate maps for our fantasy role-playing worlds. Seems like a perfect match and he works at Google.
Show threadZaphod BeeblebroxFeb 6

@codepo8

“ I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburg or two today”

Show threadKookie 🍪🇵🇸Feb 6
@codepo8 Tfw europe gets some spontaneous rapid tectonic plate movement
Show threadCadbury MooseFeb 6

@codepo8

Clearly the launch date has slipped by 1 month.

Show threadFredrik BülowFeb 6
@codepo8 😂
Show threadguentherFeb 6
@codepo8 That's how you know AI is American.
Show threadp6 - Globus, Quo Vadis?Feb 6
@codepo8 Source: DT 😝
Show threadanarchrisFeb 6
@codepo8 Newsome in California couldn't get that built for $50 billion, thinks it qualifies him for President of the USA.