taco, bird/cat 
kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
Feb 4 at 10:26pmWeb
Show threadtaco, bird/cat Feb 4
imagine, if you will: a kde kurger with plasma fries 
Show threadAiresFeb 4

@chirpbirb Don't forget the ketchup!

wait

Show threadJyrki Feb 4
@chirpbirb what a kreat idea, I can’t wait until i can finally get myself some Koffee beans
Show threadSid (谷思谛) 🐺Feb 5
@nilsding @chirpbirb lekker koffie drinken :3
Show threadmatlagFeb 5
@chirpbirb Now I want a kpoutine in QuKébec!!
Show threadmiya, buppy!!Feb 5
@chirpbirb plasma pries? ​​
Show threadKoutsie Feb 5
@chirpbirb kde burker with ketchup and kries....
Show threadthe elder seaFeb 5
@chirpbirb
If we're going to live in cyber punk dystopias, the least we could get is plasma fries.
Show threadDio9sysFeb 4
@chirpbirb I would unironically buy a KDE-branded plasma globe just to say I have KDE plasma
Show threadNafeon the BearFeb 5
@Dio9sys foss projects should really step up their merch game. @chirpbirb
Show threadmLFeb 4

@chirpbirb There's already some expansion into the lighting industry 

https://www.audioledcar.com/en/marca/kde.html

KDE | Manufacturer of LED Lights for Home

KDE Group is the manufacturer of led lights for house the world's largest. With more than 10,000 employees. Descuebre their products.

Show thread💯% BꞮG DΣMӨП ΣПΣЯGY™ 𖤐Feb 5
@chirpbirb or maybe... empanadas https://floss.social/@kde/112195770919972290
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Show threadOliver D. ReithmaierFeb 5
@chirpbirb brand insults as well.
Kunt, kidiot, kasshole. Even faster adoption
Show threadEpistomaiFeb 5
@chirpbirb I remember my brother hated konqueror but loved safari. Most stuff today is mixed with kde and people doesn't even realize 🙄
Show threadomripresentFeb 5
@chirpbirb We can start with Korn
Show threadSym (public node) Feb 5
@chirpbirb ...wait if that's not already a thing then who the fuck owns Kroger?
Show threadyoung man yells at the cloudFeb 5
@chirpbirb mortal kombat
Show threadWorld Basement ClassicFeb 5
@chirpbirb All sorts of komestibles
Show threadIan R BuckFeb 5
@chirpbirb
I could totally see Aldi carrying those.
Show threadUwe KüchlerFeb 5
@ianrbuck @chirpbirb Though Kaufland would be better suited for this.
Show threadIan R BuckFeb 5
@oraculix
I'm not familiar, they don't operate in my area!
@chirpbirb
Show threadUwe KüchlerFeb 5
@chirpbirb @ianrbuck Let's settle for "Kaldi", then. 😼
Show threadJ. R. DePriest    :EA DATA. SF:Feb 5

@chirpbirb

Kexactly

Show threadAndrew ZonenbergFeb 5
@chirpbirb i think you mean kdoption
Show threadsabikFeb 5
@chirpbirb
kde could expand its branding outside of software into music with kpop
Show threadsabikFeb 5
@chirpbirb
kde could replace systemd with kpop demon manager
Show threadAndrew ZonenbergFeb 6
@sabik @chirpbirb kde daemon hunters
Show threadFritz AdalisFeb 6
@sabik @chirpbirb @catsalad
KPop! OS daemon manager
Show threadHTTP 1.1/418 TeapotFeb 6
@sabik @chirpbirb
I like it. Looking forward to
sudo kpopctrl TAKEDOWN [servicename]
Show threadvoidsent dollFeb 10
@sabik @chirpbirb “hate this post so much” clicks the boost button
Show threadEve, Over Here NowFeb 10
@sabik @chirpbirb custom setup that lets you enter the root password with flawless dance moves
Show threadsabikFeb 12
@EveOfTheFuture @chirpbirb
pam_ddr
Show threadJustin ScholzFeb 5
@chirpbirb @Gargron I thought you meant mass user akoption
Show threadbizzl / fourteen bitFeb 5
@chirpbirb I'm surprised noone has mentioned chiKen nuggets yet.
Show threadBarto Nemo Kopeć | ♿ MS+ | 🏳️‍⚧️Feb 5
@chirpbirb
Kell yeah! I think my kat would love this. They also need some kash to buy extra ktoys
Show threadDavid Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Feb 5

@chirpbirb

I realise this is a joke, but I would genuinely buy KDE-branded pizza. Especially if it were shaped like the cog logo with cheese in the folded bits used to make the teeth.

Show threadspooky Ske-Lil-ton 🦇Feb 5
@chirpbirb there even is a cute mascot already that could be used in the product design!
(Things with cartoon characters on their packaging just taste better)
Show threadaFeb 5
@chirpbirb you mean kass uker akoption
Show threadPixdigitFeb 5
@chirpbirb and a KDE plasma (lava) lamp
Show threadOutfrostFeb 5
@chirpbirb klass
(of water)
Show threadSoblow Xaselgio Feb 5
@chirpbirb You meant "mass user kadoption"?
Show threadvoidsent dollFeb 10
@Soblow @chirpbirb to adopt the user they'd need the k prefix, so perhaps mass kuser adoption
Show threadlina isidoraFeb 5
@chirpbirb now kchau [the lightning mcqueen sound] sounds like a kde product name
Show threadMica Feb 5
@chirpbirb ksadillas
Show threadStadler BLÅHAJ Evowo Feb 5
@chirpbirb some more:
payments: kisa, masterkard, girokard, (for switzerland) TWINK
clothing: bakpack, k-shirt, ksweater
Show threadArcticulateFeb 5
@chirpbirb So, kale is a product of KDE 😉
Show threadm1nt_Feb 5
@chirpbirb can't wait for KDE Kurrywurst to drop in germany
Show threadm1nt_Feb 6
@chirpbirb maybe even KDE Kebab
Show threadJuneFeb 6
@chirpbirb They literally have the best mascots to plaster on EVERYTHING ever. It's criminal that I don't get to see Konqi and Katie as often as I'd want :'3

community.kde.org/Konqi
Show threadaralyFeb 6
@chirpbirb karrots, kucumbers, kelery, kauliflower, kumin, .... kale ?
Show threadLuhkerFeb 6
@chirpbirb
Vegekables – get your electricity without hurting any animals
Show threadAnna LarchFeb 6
@chirpbirb we had gogurt, are you sure we're ready for kogurt?
Show threadmemo 📎Feb 9
@chirpbirb
Show threadProtoV33_MK1Feb 10
@memoria I miss K-Mart