kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
imagine, if you will: a kde kurger with plasma fries 

@chirpbirb Don't forget the ketchup!

wait

@chirpbirb what a kreat idea, I can’t wait until i can finally get myself some Koffee beans
@chirpbirb Now I want a kpoutine in QuKébec!!
@chirpbirb plasma pries? ​
@chirpbirb kde burker with ketchup and kries....
@chirpbirb
If we're going to live in cyber punk dystopias, the least we could get is plasma fries.